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Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

It’s not because I’m boring or a stuck up hipster that thinks everything sucks. It’s because over the years my intelligence and consciousness expansion has grown far beyond the bounds of what other people find fascinating. I’ve seen most of the movies that many consider classics. Even though once I found them to be interesting, now they are dull and completely pointless to watch. I’ve searched high and low and it’s seems I can’t find anything that lives up to my standards anymore. Are there any movies out there for people like me?

Perhaps you need to begin with a true classic, sure to awaken at least one emotion in you, Freddy Got Fingered, good sir. If you wash this down with a fine desert of The Garbage Pale Kids movie you will find that enough of your superior brain cells will have melted that you should not be able to enjoy all films much greater than ever before, with a new appreciation for their merits.

If all else fails you can try.. drastic measures. A Transformers movie marathon, repeated for 48 hours. After that all film will be a glorious experience for you.

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