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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > I have never seen a movie that I still consider good
 
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Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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Perhaps you should have a colonoscopy. Afterwards request a copy of the film, so you may be properly entertained.

Khazar-khum fucked around with this message at 09:28 on Dec 26, 2017

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Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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Blazing Ownager posted:

Perhaps you need to begin with a true classic, sure to awaken at least one emotion in you, Freddy Got Fingered, good sir. If you wash this down with a fine desert of The Garbage Pale Kids movie you will find that enough of your superior brain cells will have melted that you should not be able to enjoy all films much greater than ever before, with a new appreciation for their merits.

If all else fails you can try.. drastic measures. A Transformers movie marathon, repeated for 48 hours. After that all film will be a glorious experience for you.

OP, I feel the subversive climate-change theme of Manos:Hands of Fate has not been sufficiently explored through the lens of genderqueer Marxism. It's yours for the taking.

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Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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OP, you may want to consider comics. They answer many of the questions you posit, while being helpfully illustrated.

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Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

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LP0 ON FIRE posted:

Movies starring naked young boys are illegal in my country

But naked young girls are A-OK.

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