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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Bape Culture posted:

Ere whatever happened to michu

he's retired, his ankle is dead

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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
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harry kane: what a guy

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


Swansea are loving dire

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Ungratek posted:

Swansea are loving dire

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
McBummies white legs are blinding me

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Howay mo don’t be a cheat daft lad

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
ok

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

TAA :captainpop:

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
Goddamn

West007
Apr 21, 2013

I wish Manchester United could score goals.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Swansea are poo poo

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
As a fan of bad team, I can recognize another bad team when I see it

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Watching this at a bar where they ring a bell everytime Liverpool scores and I'm sitting right next to the bell and I'm hungover and tired and it sucks.

Thanks for reading.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
The comeback is on.

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

the swans are not good

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
English players are allowed to throw high boots around.

Could have killed the lad.

Olsson ducking out of the way of the shot lmao sack them all.

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
What happened to Swansea anyway? Did Laudrup gently caress it all up or was it what came after him?

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
proper looking forward to motd tonight with the leftover sarnies

who even lets the ox score? shameful

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Spangly A posted:

proper looking forward to motd tonight with the leftover sarnies

who even lets the ox score? shameful

Is it on tonight?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

ozmunkeh posted:

What happened to Swansea anyway? Did Laudrup gently caress it all up or was it what came after him?

The Christmas before Laudrup was sacked Huw Jenkins decided he was a football genius and took over all transfer duties.

His first masterstrokes were Marvin Emnes and David N'Gog and the team has been losing quality year on year ever since.

An American hedge fund is somehow the least corrupt and most competent part of the club. They had no idea the lemon they were investing in.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Jose posted:

Is it on tonight?

10;45 til after midnight.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Did poorinho do a good meltdown?

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
Sanchez played some minutes and wasn't the worst player on the pitch so not everyone on Swansea had a bad night

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Oh the meltdown is in the monthly thread very nice

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

sassassin posted:

The Christmas before Laudrup was sacked Huw Jenkins decided he was a football genius and took over all transfer duties.

His first masterstrokes were Marvin Emnes and David N'Gog and the team has been losing quality year on year ever since.

An American hedge fund is somehow the least corrupt and most competent part of the club. They had no idea the lemon they were investing in.

no mention of big monks mutiny?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

no mention of big monks mutiny?

Things were already heading downhill by then. Laudrup lost interest the moment he turned up to training and had to google who his new Dutchman was. He wasn't going to get the signings he felt he needed to stand still in this league (Aubameyang).

Monk, Taylor and Williams snitching to the media and the chairman about everything they didn't like just sped up Laudrup's exit. Jenkins was looking for an excuse.

Good old Garry didn't quite prove the yes man Jenkins wanted, either. Wasn't shy about having a moan about not getting any of his left back targets after we bought Franck Tabanou.

The only time there was a chance of turning it around was Guidolin; an angel who appeared from heaven to save the club in the first relegation fight. He had the recruitment & development pedigree, and you could see he had a plan b and c when his poo poo squad failed at plan a. Garry, Bingo Bob and PE Paul were clueless outside a single way of playing that got figured out pretty quickly.

But no, the same snakes grassed him up, his ex-Inter Milan fitness coach got warnings when he ignored the expert advice of the sports science undergrad nephews of board members, he was sacked by text on his birthday and they held Bradley's announcement press conference in the lobby of his hotel.

Scum club. Deserves everything it's getting.

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
That's a... suboptimal situation.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

sassassin posted:

Things were already heading downhill by then. Laudrup lost interest the moment he turned up to training and had to google who his new Dutchman was. He wasn't going to get the signings he felt he needed to stand still in this league (Aubameyang).

Monk, Taylor and Williams snitching to the media and the chairman about everything they didn't like just sped up Laudrup's exit. Jenkins was looking for an excuse.

Good old Garry didn't quite prove the yes man Jenkins wanted, either. Wasn't shy about having a moan about not getting any of his left back targets after we bought Franck Tabanou.

The only time there was a chance of turning it around was Guidolin; an angel who appeared from heaven to save the club in the first relegation fight. He had the recruitment & development pedigree, and you could see he had a plan b and c when his poo poo squad failed at plan a. Garry, Bingo Bob and PE Paul were clueless outside a single way of playing that got figured out pretty quickly.

But no, the same snakes grassed him up, his ex-Inter Milan fitness coach got warnings when he ignored the expert advice of the sports science undergrad nephews of board members, he was sacked by text on his birthday and they held Bradley's announcement press conference in the lobby of his hotel.

Scum club. Deserves everything it's getting.

loving hell, any chance of getting an ownership change after relegation?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
There was a Chinese consortium that came in at the same time as the Americans. But they offered slightly less money to the old shareholders and wouldn't let Huw Jenkins keep his position, so that was never an option. Even though they actually planned to invest in the football club and the area. Jenkins and his drinking buddies in the supporter's trust covered that up.

We'll go down, clear out the dross, and hopefully let the u23s have a crack in the Championship for a few years. They play more entertaining football by far.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

sassassin posted:

There was a Chinese consortium that came in at the same time as the Americans. But they offered slightly less money to the old shareholders and wouldn't let Huw Jenkins keep his position, so that was never an option. Even though they actually planned to invest in the football club and the area. Jenkins and his drinking buddies in the supporter's trust covered that up.

We'll go down, clear out the dross, and hopefully let the u23s have a crack in the Championship for a few years. They play more entertaining football by far.

I've always had a bit of a soft spot for you lot but you truly looked like a team resigned to its fate today. Being outclassed is one thing but when you're in the relegation zone and bereft of effort you know there is some serious problems.

Coutinho and Salah have deservedly being getting all the plaudits but Firmino has been incredibly sharp this season and is going to end up with some pretty nice non-advanced stats.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



newcastle will concede no more than four (4) goals today.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
im not at the match today fortunately

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I like this lineup

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

newcastle will concede no more than four (4) goals today.

I think we'll concede a goal every 10 minutes

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
all pace for the counter attack i guess hopefully we get a goal

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Jose posted:

all pace for the counter attack i guess hopefully we get a goal

Joselu isn’t particularly fast

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
he's a decent target man even if his finishing is poo poo

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Nice marking Paul

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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kompany... krocked???

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shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
Jesus on for Kompany. Strange

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