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Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

lol that dude got owned for staying at the same rock instead of going back and uphill and getting you from another angle, or looting grenades of his own and just cooking and blowing you up at that tree

but also they should replace frags on all maps with sticky bombs. this dude would have been even madder if you threw three sticky bombs all around him and the last thing he heard was a ringtone.

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Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text
To be fair grenades are loving trash and take no skill and are way OP. Buuuut lmao that is a great meltdown.

I enjoyed this meltdown from me killing this guy the other night.

https://clips.twitch.tv/BlitheBelovedSandwichPupper

I also did this in a Rozhok drop that was probably one of the craziest drops ever. No joke I think 60 people dropped with us. We ended up winning Rozhok and there were 25 people left (and then we won the game too!)



6 Uzi kills!

Thom P. Tiers fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Jan 26, 2020

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Thom P. Tiers posted:

To be fair grenades are loving trash and take no skill and are way OP. Buuuut lmao that is a great meltdown.

I enjoyed this meltdown from me killing this guy the other night.

https://clips.twitch.tv/BlitheBelovedSandwichPupper

I understand the tilt if your having a bad day, but he guessed wrong where you were and lost an aim duel.

It happens :shrug:

Also nade kills shouldnt count if they bounce more than twice :colbert:

Paint Crop Pro fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Jan 26, 2020

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

OxySnake posted:

I understand the tilt if your having a bad day, but he guessed wrong where you were and lost an aim duel.

It happens :shrug:

Also he called me a pussy as I hit him twice with the mini and constantly pushed him until I found him. I think he was having a bad day haha. Didn't help that his teammate talked poo poo and told him he was outplayed already :v:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
My only real experience with grenade fuckery was standing on the diving board in school, and under handing a grenade out the window to blow up someone who has taken cover at the corner outside

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Air-det grenade kills are the best feeling in the world.

Im sad I didn't record it, but my best was standing in one of the apartments in north Georgie, teammate got knocked by a guy who was peaking out of the door in the building next to me, priming a nade and air detting it next to him in the door for the knock.

Its a crummy balance because cooking nades and dropping them on people is cool and good, but having a squad that drops 20 nades on a team in a building is boring.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Getting dunked on by Lebron, I chuckle to myself and say "God this guy is awful and only pussies use dunks"

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents
My new favourite grenade thing is yelling "phonecall for you" as I frantically throw sticky bombs at my usual duo partner

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



This is just to say
the new map
is cool and good

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Kobe Bryant posted:

Getting dunked on by Lebron, I chuckle to myself and say "God this guy is awful and only pussies use dunks"

*dies from grenade helicopter crash*

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
it's like predicting 9/11 but instead of 757s they used 737 MAXs

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Dangerllama posted:

This is just to say
the new map
is cool and good

The new map would be extremely bad if there were frags on it, every late game would just come down to nade spam.

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

Ether Frenzy posted:

Getting dunked on by Lebron, I chuckle to myself and say "God this guy is awful and only pussies use dunks"

This is a terrible analogy.

The new map is fun for a few runs in a row and then I'm back to the other maps. I'm glad it's in the game though.

Ice Fist
Jun 20, 2012

^^ Please send feedback to beefstache911@hotmail.com, this is not a joke that 'stache is the real deal. Serious assessments only. ^^


hahahahaha

Calling out someone who doesn't just volunteer to honorably line up perfectly with your cross hairs is always the best.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
I AM, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, UNFUCKABLE AND A TOTAL DISAPPOINTMENT TO EVERYONE. DAE WANNA CUM PLAY WITH ME!?




If only grenades had some sort of opportunity cost...

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

why are there 3 guns on top of each other in every room of a building

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

oddium posted:

why are there 3 guns on top of each other in every room of a building

so you can kill the bad guys?

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
I AM, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, UNFUCKABLE AND A TOTAL DISAPPOINTMENT TO EVERYONE. DAE WANNA CUM PLAY WITH ME!?




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epoRNI7W_Ig

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Man, nothing feels worse than getting the circle to start on the opposite side of where you dropped, and then finding no scopes as you work you way there and getting killed by a dipshit with an 8x awm

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Ice Fist posted:

hahahahaha

Calling out someone who doesn't just volunteer to honorably line up perfectly with your cross hairs is always the best.

Isn't that called the 'DrDisrespect Defence'.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

What was the point of the last update? Pings have been spiking all over the place.

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text
It was just normal server maintenance that they usually do every ~two weeks on Tuesdays. They fixed these bugs as well:

Bug Fixes:
- Medieval Helmet skin not visible when worn by female characters
- Players able to prone in shallow water
- Visual issue with certain pants skins
- Inconsistent icon sizes in the lobby

And then they accidentally rolled back to a previous loot table on Karakin and had to hotfix in the real loot table. Also Karakin is in the main queue now.

I haven't played this week yet so I can't comment on the pings though.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Thom P. Tiers posted:

I haven't played this week yet so I can't comment on the pings though.

Nothing changed. In fact, myself and a few other people got pings in a couple games that would suggest a West Coast server.

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



Cheating worse lately in FPP? Just had a guy come straight to me and drop a grenade in the bedroom I was healing in. This was in one of the 3-stories in San Martin.

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat
It's been up and down lately. Had a few weeks where cheating was really bad and maybe I've just been lucky but it seemed a little better recently.

B-Mac
Apr 21, 2003
I'll never catch "the gay"!

Dangerllama posted:

Cheating worse lately in FPP? Just had a guy come straight to me and drop a grenade in the bedroom I was healing in. This was in one of the 3-stories in San Martin.

Seems to come in waves for me. I won’t see a Blanton this cheater for a bit and then I run into a bunch. Ran into a few last week, seems to coincide with a new patch for some reason.

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Does anyone know what the root cause of the packet loss issue is? It's effecting like half the people in my group and it's made the game straight up unplayable for me.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

PIZZA.BAT posted:

Does anyone know what the root cause of the packet loss issue is? It's effecting like half the people in my group and it's made the game straight up unplayable for me.

Probably some bad link between a certain group of players and the PUBG servers. Nothing we can do and Bluehole don't seem particularly eager to fix it.

Red Red Blue
Feb 11, 2007



I played a couple rounds of TDM and I'm enjoying it a lot, they really need to do something about people shooting while still having the respawn immunity though. Wasn't a big problem on the two Paradise games I played but on Sanhok Docks the sight lines can be long enough to where you'll be able to shoot at somebody when you spawn

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text
TDM is about 1.5 years too late for this game unfortunately. Nade nerf is good though!

Slim Mat
Oct 3, 2015
I'd just like to point out that there is now an Australian Fire Relief - Pan.....so that you, too, can burn Skippy and Bill in the fire, which is where you put your pan, in a fire, just like all the other kangaroos and koalas.

:psypop:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Has anyone else been having massive problems with playing the game and using discord? Like none of my friends can regularly hear one another in our channel, but the in-game team speak we hear one another clear as day. And yes hardware acceleration is turned off, so is developer mode.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Sounds like you all have coronavirus. RIP.

Red Red Blue
Feb 11, 2007



does it only happen when playing pubg or something or is discord always hosed? it sounds like a problem with the voice server you're on

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Try using a different discord server? Sometimes my main one fucks up and we all go to a different/random one (squad is in LA-LA-Boston-Arkansas) and it's 100% improved for everyone.

RobotsLoveSpectres
Dec 29, 2008
The admin of a discord server can change an individual channels server I believe, so no need to server hop if one of you is the server owner

I hope that makes sense cause I used the word server four times

RobotsLoveSpectres fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Feb 22, 2020

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
5 times

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
What the literal gently caress are these goddamn idiot shithead morons at Bluehole doing?



I'm a little off my usual blistering pace of a 0.8 k/d so I guess it IS "unusual gameplay patterns", but my last 15 games sure looks like some cheaty-rear end poo poo doesn't it?



I don't run anything weird on this computer, all I have installed on it are mainstream browsers, games and game launchers. I run MSI Afterburner and OBS Streamlabs and Discord while I play this stupid loving game but I've been doing that for ages.


But yeah, let the 5 cheaters per 100 players in EVERY SINGLE GAME continue with their 7.0 K/Ds

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Seven hour maintenance today holy crap. I tend to think a lot of it is how they've coded their game, not everyone being filthy rich to run the game with bleeding edge hardware, and just the massive varying degrees of people's internet connection to their servers. They really need to not put out new poo poo and optimize all the loving maps. There are random spots on every single map where the game lurches to a halt.

Also everyone should just go play Cuisine Royale, that poo poo runs smooth as butter and has fun mechanics.

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Apogee15
Jun 16, 2013

Ether Frenzy posted:

What the literal gently caress are these goddamn idiot shithead morons at Bluehole doing?



I'm a little off my usual blistering pace of a 0.8 k/d so I guess it IS "unusual gameplay patterns", but my last 15 games sure looks like some cheaty-rear end poo poo doesn't it?



I don't run anything weird on this computer, all I have installed on it are mainstream browsers, games and game launchers. I run MSI Afterburner and OBS Streamlabs and Discord while I play this stupid loving game but I've been doing that for ages.


But yeah, let the 5 cheaters per 100 players in EVERY SINGLE GAME continue with their 7.0 K/Ds

That's automated and it happens after some number of people report you. You get "flagged" and a temp ban until someone can check up on you.


So congratz, you made multiple people mad enough that they reported you. Or there might be other things that flag it, idk, but that's one of the ways.

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