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IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Man this season of Crazy Ex-GF is pretty rough to watch.

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Sep 9, 2001

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DivisionPost posted:

His hacky quoting of Spider-Man sucks too, but that’s more of a personal qualm.

Oh it's not just you man, that poo poo drives me up the wall.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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GobiasIndustries posted:

so some youtube 'celebrity' pointed and laughed at a dude who hanged himself in the woods and posted it, is that the tl;dr?

Sounds about right. I have no desire to track down the video to get the full version either. Youtube "celebrities" are the worst.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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GobiasIndustries posted:

why am i not surprised at all

And I bet it doesn't even matter. Pewdiepie:godwinning: probably still has like 8 gajillion 12 year olds subscribing to his youtubes where he shrieks at video games like a howler monkey for money.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Bright was dumb as hell but I'm not going to NOT watch a buddy cop movie with Will Smith and an orc.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Escobarbarian posted:

Well it’s like the only original movie they’ve ever bothered actually promoting so duh

The previous holder of that dubious title was that adam sandler western movie, so not a huge hurdle to clear.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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zoux posted:

Why's it called Bright

Brights are the magic users, it's mostly elves (who in this world are rich rear end white people), who can touch magic wands without exploding, and yes if you were guessing that Will Smith turns out to be one you'd be right.

I said it was dumb as hell alright? It was also fun.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Also instead of mounted units there's just police centaurs which really tickled me.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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CBJSprague24 posted:

AdultSwim.com is running a marathon of 12 Oz. Mouse today and it's the closest thing I've ever seen to Wacky Delly come to life. It's amazing. :psyduck:

You would probably like Perfect Hair Forever.

Because I loving hated it.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Wait I'm allowed to get pissed that my boss is a dumb piece of poo poo who treats me like garbage? Or did I miss Harmon doing something else?

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Timby posted:

- Harmon says 2018 should be the year of "Not as Much of an rear end in a top hat"

Well he's got a leg up on my boss right there.

Bosses suck and are assholes, this is not unique to Dan Harmon, who is most assuredly a piece of poo poo for a multitude of reasons, just this one seems quite mundane.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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DivisionPost posted:

No

NO

Jesus I need a shower

I don't understand, did you just weinstein yourself?

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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zoux posted:

ALSO Oprah seems nice but I think we need to reflect on what happens when you elect TV celebrity people president.

Wait I thought she just said some stuff about not groping women, what is this poo poo? I didn't watch the dumb awards show obv.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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GreenNight posted:

Or I mean we can have Trump for a second term. I think I'd take my chances on Oprah.

This is the ignorant bumpkin that brought us the scourge of Doctor Firstnames and The Secret. gently caress Oprah and her endless stream of snakeoil.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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GreenNight posted:

You're right. What is Dr Phil up to?

Same thing Steve Bannon loves to do.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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I don't have sound and I didn't read the title of the video so at first I thought the joke was that she would get such an easy question wrong, but she didn't, then I got confused and read the title and uhhhh, even without what I assume is a creepy heavy breathing voiceover that's all kinds of creepy

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Rarity posted:

When you stop to think about it 2018 is going to be off the chain for television. We've got this, we've got that JK Simmons genre show, Westworld S2, American Crime Story S2, Jessica Jones S2, True Detective S3, Handmaids Tale S2 and Legion S2 and they all have the potential to be mind blowing.

But you know what ISN'T coming out in 2018?

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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DivisionPost posted:

Oh please, that's the most faithful aspect of the source material

I know, I love it.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Rocksicles posted:

I thought Letterman went to the old guy farm with his beard and pigeons.

They all get bored and do premium shows of some kind. Jon Stewart is leaving his dog farm or whatever to do an HBO show too. Leno probably did something idk, he sucks.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Guy Mann posted:

I wonder if the Snowpiercer show is going to have any actual Korean people in it, a lot of the charm of the movie came from it being such a weird international collaboration ("HAPPY NEW YEAR!").

Also I wonder if it's going to be a traincar-of-the-week thing or what.

I guess it must be right? I've been trying to figure out how you make a show out of that weird rear end movie and the best I can come up with is to do something like Z Nation and have each car be bigger on the inside.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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DrVenkman posted:

On that note:

https://twitter.com/RaySiegel/status/952399300687953921

A few people have noted that it's likely not the first story that's going to come out about Aziz either.

That's a shame. If all this poo poo is true he really went to great lengths to cultivate an image of a good guy. Like to a weirdly large degree.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Vegetable posted:

I've watched his standup and I really don't think he'd say anything like that.

What's with people in this thread falling over themselves to say they're unsurprised or how they always knew? How is "I was right" your first reaction to a sexual abuse scandal?

I guess I might be the only one, but this one actually did surprise me. I will say that he seemed a bit up his own rear end in Master of None but I really didn't think he'd turn out too be a sex monster. And I've seen far too many people be like "oh that just sounds like a bad tindr date."

I'm just going to move to the middle of the woods with some cats and dogs.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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MiddleOne posted:

If that is enough to ruin your date then your date wasn't going anywhere anyway

That's why you use Aziz's patented fishhook finger move.

seriously what the gently caress was that, watch less porn goddamn

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Man I'm like 80% sure I saw that movie but I don't remember anything about it.

The Daniel Craig Bond* movies are a real dumpster fire.



* Not because of Daniel Craig's acting or anything

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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If you don't think The Simpsons was the best show of the 90s just I don't even know what to say to you.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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lelandjs posted:

Early 90's? Yeah, sure. Mid-to-late? Nah.

Even late 90s had some iconic episodes, but the show itself is so important that it in many ways defines the decade.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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lelandjs posted:

I'm not really arguing with you because tastes are hella subjective (and I know you aren't a huge fan of Seinfeld, which is fine).

But you did make me think that Seinfeld, with its focus on perceived microagressions and petty causes and issues, ended up predicting the 10's pretty well.

I actually loved Seinfeld, I just don't think it held up.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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OldSenileGuy posted:

Goldeneye is the only good Bond movie :colbert:

I'm actually inclined to agree. But I was 13 when it came out so of course I think so.

The old ones always bored me when they were on tv.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Escobarbarian posted:

Shannara Chronicles was a real show? I always assumed it was a made-up show people used as a catch-all for “man there’s a lot of TV these days”

It was real and it was the hottest of garbage.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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I feel like having a good old fashioned slapfight.

Rarity, u up?

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Rarity posted:

...I've been waiting for this day.

Person of Interest is hot garbage :colbert:

It had a few very good seasons but I gave up towards the end. But that show was awesome up until the lady cop died and whatshisface ad-libbed that he had been in love with her the entire time after which point it went way downhill but I will slap you to death if you say Bear isn't a good dog.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Oh and Orphan Black only had one good season. Just one.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Rarity posted:

He's the worst one of them all :ssh:

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Rarity you're agreeing with Iron Crowned? Girl you just lost by default.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Rhyno posted:

This is the only correct take though.

Another dog hater? What is the deal with tviv? Dogs are the best!

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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lelandjs posted:

Oh my goodness look at all of these bad opinions about TV and animals in this, the James Bond thread

Oh ok, want to talk about James Bond Jr?

I actually think I may have that on a hard drive somewhere.

Also you'd better not be a dog hater.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Josh Lyman posted:

If the internet represents the will of the people, then clearly cats > dogs :colbert:

Cats and dogs are equally awesome and to play into this false division is to be complicit in the birb 1% pitting us against each other for their own nefarious purposes.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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Escobarbarian posted:

I was able to ignore those memes more because they didn’t show up on my twitter timeline constantly like the doggo stuff does

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccgkxP-4tVE




raditts posted:

have you considered that dogs are in fact good and it is you who is dumb and wrong

Iron Crowned being wrong is like the sun rising in the east.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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In fairness HLN is a really garbage news channel.

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Sep 9, 2001

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precision posted:

I think it just kept getting better as the season went on, but it sounds like it just might not be your cuppa tea.

Yeah that definitely wasn't an inaccurate description of The Orville, but I absolutely love it. If you're not on board for diet coke TNG then it's just not going to work.

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