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Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Ahahahaha! A fate well-deserved.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

The Unnamed One posted:

How do you explain Baltimore, though?

they have "fans" that openly root for them to not make the playoffs

also the browns had saban

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
The Factory of Sadness is currently running three shifts, production is at record highs and I couldn't be happier.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/barstooltweetss/status/947574558982361088

Jesus

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
"no one else could do this job"

idk hue for a couple milli i'm sure i could tank a season for an nfl team

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
let us remember the fallen posters who could not be here to see this

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

C. Everett Koop posted:

"no one else could do this job"

idk hue for a couple milli i'm sure i could tank a season for an nfl team
I'd do it for just a mil

Hell I'd probably win a game, somehow.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
If you're buying Perfect Season poo poo be aware people are the loving worst.

https://twitter.com/Reflog_18/status/947580608305401857

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I hope you've enjoyed witnessing the literal worst two year stretch any NFL team has ever had

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

If you're buying Perfect Season poo poo be aware people are the loving worst.

https://twitter.com/Reflog_18/status/947580608305401857

rip that guy

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Hue is still going to be coach right? I mean, he is perfect for the job.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

https://twitter.com/AKinkhabwala/status/947581846921064449

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
to be fair, I place very little blame at Hue's feet

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Can't lose what's not there

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
So you think the guy drafted first overall will sign?

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
Hue Jackson is a stupendously awful coach and keeping him is the most insanely Browns thing possible

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So you think the guy drafted first overall will sign?

if its a QB? No. It would be career suicide.

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

quote:

The 0-16 finish also concluded a brutal two-year stretch for coach Hue Jackson, who has gone 1-31 since he was hired before the start of the 2016 season.

Browns owner Jimmy Haslam has promised that Jackson will be back in 2018, and hopefully for years after.

If I were 1-31, yes, I would be 100% certain I was being retained. I deserve it.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


They have the #1 and #4 picks. I find it hard to believe that they get two players who both are immediately fine with playing in this hopeless situation

idk if it will be the #1 or the #4 but I think you see at least one person say no to the Browns in the draft

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Jimmy Haslam is so, so stupid. Why? Just why? Why should anyone in that franchise be untouchable?

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
El Pres time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ1Ic_5_Fgw

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Since this is celebration super station can we get this added to the OP?

The Parade doubles as a fund raiser for the Cleveland Food bank. All official parade merch sales benefit them. Be aware there are shitlords selling knockoff gear that wont benefit the food bank.
https://bemade.in/products/perfect-season-parade-2017

If you want news from the organizer himself follow @reflog_18 on twitter and his lieutenant @allairematt on twitter

Other relevent links
http://brownsparade.com/
https://m.facebook.com/events/119466442059368/

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Is there any chance at all that Haslam is doing this so he can have a shot at moving the team?

Is that something he has ever wanted to do? My joke answer is maybe he wants to also move to LA??

Sono
Apr 9, 2008





That wasn't a mistake. Corey Coleman just really wants to see poor people starve.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

SUN GOD AVATAR posted:

If I were 1-31, yes, I would be 100% certain I was being retained. I deserve it.

in a just world tomorrow morning Hue Jackson would inexplicably wake up to Sonny& Cher's "I got you babe" and Groundhog day the last two seasons forever

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

SUN GOD AVATAR posted:

Is there any chance at all that Haslam is doing this so he can have a shot at moving the team?

Is that something he has ever wanted to do? My joke answer is maybe he wants to also move to LA??

the rams started in cleveland

there's another mls stadium about to open next to the coliseum

you never know

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
The Browns are legend. The Factory of Sadness is at its peak. There is no hope, the light does not gift its presence in Cleveland for Football. The organization requires management change top down but it will not come and I look forward to 2018 where we will have an owner managing from a jail cell or through his wife.

I hope in 2018 we get cheerleaders or a hot QB wife.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4GXeHbELpI

2017 Browns 0-16 Lowlights | "The Art of the L"

hue isn't getting fired.

the cycle continues.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
I really need to hear the radio call when Corey Coleman dropped the ball. My soul requires this

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

zimbomonkey posted:

I really need to hear the radio call when Corey Coleman dropped the ball. My soul requires this

I heard it

He was very confused that a good thing almost happened, but then it didn't happen

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Can we start the CLEVELAND BROWNS 16-0 2018-19 SPECULATION STATION thread?

I think our boy Jimmy Haslam knows something we don’t and I would like to get ahead of this now.

16-0 next season. It’s time. Print the drat shirts.

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

See you all at the parade. Goonmeet at a local cleveland dive

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

The Glumslinger posted:

I heard it

He was very confused that a good thing almost happened, but then it didn't happen

i heard it too

they sounded so chipper considering what they've witnessed for years, god bless them

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Mel Mudkiper posted:

if its a QB? No. It would be career suicide.

"Any QB that doesn't have the blinding self-confidence to think they can turn that franchise around lacks the "it" factor and will be a failure in the NFL regardless of location" - an actual NFL scout I'm sure.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
I promised myself that I wouldn't cry.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


The optimism for the future

https://twitter.com/AKinkhabwala/status/947589327219056640

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Ches Neckbeard posted:

Since this is celebration super station can we get this added to the OP?

The Parade doubles as a fund raiser for the Cleveland Food bank. All official parade merch sales benefit them. Be aware there are shitlords selling knockoff gear that wont benefit the food bank.
https://bemade.in/products/perfect-season-parade-2017

If you want news from the organizer himself follow @reflog_18 on twitter and his lieutenant @allairematt on twitter

Other relevent links
http://brownsparade.com/
https://m.facebook.com/events/119466442059368/

Gladly added, especially since who the gently caress knows what's going to happen at the parade.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
I hope the parade is the complete opposite of the 2017 Browns aka a roaring success where everyone has a good time.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

sirtommygunn posted:

"Any QB that doesn't have the blinding self-confidence to think they can turn that franchise around lacks the "it" factor and will be a failure in the NFL regardless of location" - an actual NFL scout I'm sure.

You just need to make sure that they don't draft you in the first place.

E.g. say stuff like

"Jimmy Haslam might go to federal prison for defrauding truck driver - that's not the kind of owner I want to play for"
"Hue Jackson? Are you kidding me, that guy is 1-31 in the last two season."
"Dorsey? That guy is a joke who lets a criminal command him to keep a 1-31 coach".

At that point Cleveland can't draft you.

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ICR
Dec 31, 2008

So if Hue wins two games next year, he gets Coach of the Year, right?

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