CLEVELAND BROWNS 0-16 CELEBRATION STATION

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Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Nah they’re going to claw their way to success. Starting with a 6-10 wild card entry after the rest of the division collapses.

You can't be a wild card with a 6-10 record, you could be the number 4 seed though. I don't think it's mathematically possible to get a wild card slot with a losing record.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2018 10:07

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 10:48

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Shangri-Law School posted:

Maybe if the draft preceded free agency.

A team could trade for a better o-line after the draft, couldn't they?

# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 01:15

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

sponges posted:

It’s just crazy that they’re keeping Hue. Literally anyone could have coached the 2017 Browns and gotten the exact same results.

A non insignificant number of people would have gotten a better one.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 02:51

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Kirk Cousins is way younger than I thought he was, I don't know why he'd want to play for the Browns aside from just not wanting to play for the team with the most racist name in all of American professional sports. Money I guess, but isn't he already the highest paid quarterback ever and don't most really rich athletes make most of their money from poo poo other than actually playing their sport?

Are Cleveland winters milder than DC ones?

# ¿ Jan 11, 2018 01:46

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Ches Neckbeard posted:

He really loving hates Dan Snyder. Dude would play anywhere to get away from him.

I can't blame him for that. If I had a job that involved interacting with Dan Snyder I'd be looking for other work, and would probably even take pay cut.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2018 02:51

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Confirmed Belichick didn't want to send Jimmy to Cleveland.

https://twitter.com/RuiterWrongFAN/status/951519931010560000

Would Garoppolo lead to Cleveland having a significantly better 2017 season, not necessarily a winning one, but maybe going 4-12 instead of 0-16?

# ¿ Jan 11, 2018 21:42

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Bigass Moth posted:

Week 1 will be against a division rival so it will be a loss.

Fun fact, the Browns have won exactly 1 week 1 game since returning in 1999.

There are no facts about the Browns that can be accurately categorized as "fun."

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Kizer was actively worth negative wins, so Jimmy probably would have gotten at least one.

Ahh. See above.

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 10:48

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

AsInHowe posted:

He also killed himself, which counts.

It's not illegal to kill yourself. It's illegal to try and fail, but I have yet to see someone get charges filed against them after succeeding.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2018 23:49

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