CLEVELAND BROWNS 0-16 CELEBRATION STATION

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

So you think the guy drafted first overall will sign?

# ¿ Dec 31, 2017 22:46

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 10:33

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Serious question, how many games in a row do the Browns need to lose before the league steps in with emergency measures like an expansion draft to try and save them?

# ¿ Jan 1, 2018 00:50

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

a patagonian cavy posted:

the browns are going to have the 1 and 4 overall, plus a giant mess of later round picks. What would be the substantial difference between that and an expansion draft?

Then the league should make the picks for them since they can't be trusted.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2018 00:53

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Let the Browns have a 70 man roster with double the salary cap.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2018 00:55

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Shangri-Law School posted:

It has to be the Browns.

https://twitter.com/JamesPalmerTV/status/948228486333788160

It'll be the 49ers because Jimmy G. Book it.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2018 18:50

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Athanatos posted:

100%

They cant decline this time.

They can go 0-16 with a worse point differential. I believe in them.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2018 19:40

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

A 4-0-16 Super Bowl winner. Someone figure out the statistical odds for that.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2018 19:57

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

1:Jesus Returns To Earth Triumphant

So any day now?

# ¿ Jan 2, 2018 20:05

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Anyone going to the Browns has a greater risk of their career flaming out prematurely than on any other team. So even if they're offering you more money in the short team you gotta also think about that 2nd/3rd contract after that.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2018 20:33

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Mr. Nice! posted:

There were running jokes that anytime there was an unsolved murder in Gainesville that Hernandez was responsible while he was down there. He had tattoo mementos of each murder he committed, as well, iirc.

Conclusively we know that he killed four people (including himself) and there are a handful of other unsolved murders that he was likely party to.

He also had CTE so loving bad his brain looked like a 90 year old with severe dementia.

Was the CTE bad enough before the pros though?

# ¿ Jan 12, 2018 03:48

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 10:33

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Colostomy Bag posted:

After Hue belly flops into Lake Erie, what will be his next self-imposed challenge of humility?

He signs a contract extension.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2018 04:32

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