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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Many years ago, the Cleveland Browns traded away Julio Jones, beginning the trend of sacrificing elite talent in order to get quantity.

It is only appropriate that the end game was sealing 0-16 with the eventual first round WR we would take letting a pass go right through his hands and smack himself in the face.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Since this is celebration super station can we get this added to the OP?

The Parade doubles as a fund raiser for the Cleveland Food bank. All official parade merch sales benefit them. Be aware there are shitlords selling knockoff gear that wont benefit the food bank.
https://bemade.in/products/perfect-season-parade-2017

If you want news from the organizer himself follow @reflog_18 on twitter and his lieutenant @allairematt on twitter

Other relevent links
http://brownsparade.com/
https://m.facebook.com/events/119466442059368/

rare Magic card l00k fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Dec 31, 2017

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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Ches Neckbeard posted:

Since this is celebration super station can we get this added to the OP?

The Parade doubles as a fund raiser for the Cleveland Food bank. All official parade merch sales benefit them. Be aware there are shitlords selling knockoff gear that wont benefit the food bank.
https://bemade.in/products/perfect-season-parade-2017

If you want news from the organizer himself follow @reflog_18 on twitter and his lieutenant @allairematt on twitter

Other relevent links
http://brownsparade.com/
https://m.facebook.com/events/119466442059368/

Gladly added, especially since who the gently caress knows what's going to happen at the parade.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I am so happy players are upset about the parade.

Everybody was infinitely more angry at Hue and Haslam for all this, please manage to turn this into a loss too.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011



I decided to look it up for shits and giggles, and the last time the Browns won multiple games in a row was 2014, when they beat the Raiders (3-13), Buccaneers (2-14), and Bengals (Primetime) in Weeks 8-10.

Edit: Since that streak they haven't won more than 3 games in an entire season, and have won 5 overall.

rare Magic card l00k fucked around with this message at 15:09 on Jan 7, 2018

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Yodzilla posted:

I was at a conference all weekend so I couldn’t watch live, is there recorded video of the parade anywhere?

Also has anyone from the Browns organization recognized the charity aspect of the parade in any way or offered a donation?

No, the closest we've had is some players bitching about how REAL FANS wouldn't do this.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


The Browns had multiple first round picks in 2012, 2014, 2015, and 2017. In two of those years they spent a first rounder on a QB, and in a third they spent a second rounder on one. In 2016 they technically didn't have two first round picks, but they had the 32nd overall due to the Patriots forfeiting their pick, but in any other year the 32nd overall would be a first round pick, so this is their 5th straight year with Might As Well Be 1st Round picks.

They went 0-16 last year.

rare Magic card l00k fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Jan 9, 2018

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Hockles posted:

This is exactly why I never buy into the "look at all the draft picks they have, what a great situation for <new coach/GM> to come into" garbage. None of this matters, because regardless who is out there to pick, the wrong player is always chosen.

I edited because it's even sadder and dumber than my original post made it seem.

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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


that's a joke right

we are hiring a non-hue person to call plays right

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