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Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



i saw one of those police trashcan robots irl recently. it was really weird like a dalek hosed a diaper genie

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:

i saw one of those police trashcan robots irl recently. it was really weird like a dalek hosed a diaper genie

t-turn y/snort laughing

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Casual Encountess
Dec 14, 2005

"You can see how they go from being so sweet to tearing your face off,
just like that,
and it's amazing to have that range."


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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


myrtar got a promotion

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


wow cdpr have outdone themselves

Trimson Grondag 3
Jul 1, 2007

Clapping Larry
cyberpunk data protection regulation

Corla Plankun
May 8, 2007

improve the lives of everyone
those outfits seem like they could be cool if they fit thep eople wearing them at all but its like they were originally designed for a totally different kind of biped with the same neck but different everything else

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

cyberdog's new fashion this season looks great

Casual Encountess
Dec 14, 2005

"You can see how they go from being so sweet to tearing your face off,
just like that,
and it's amazing to have that range."


Thunderdome Exclusive

this is literally my fashion i’m so here for it

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_2KgQOqzBc

:cool:

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/dec/21/alexa-amazon-echo-kill-your-foster-parents

quote:

Alexa's advice to 'kill your foster parents' fuels concern over Amazon Echo

Smart speaker’s remarks, apparently quoted from Reddit, come as Amazon tries to boost speaker’s conversational capacity

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




if you're foolish enough to train your bot on reddit posts you deserve what you get.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Midjack posted:

if you're foolish enough to train your bot on reddit posts you deserve what you get.

my favorite ai/ml story is still the time ibm put a dataset from urbandictionary into Watson and then had to take it back out because it would not stop swearing

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Improbable Lobster posted:

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to the hallmark channel.

:suicide:

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

no, that's not right, the color of the hallmark channel is 👱🏻‍♀️

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008



probably the only time you will be able to enjoy this sort of sight is in this video, because in reality there will be too many people hanging around instagramming themselves

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



haveblue posted:

my favorite ai/ml story is still the time ibm put a dataset from urbandictionary into Watson and then had to take it back out because it would not stop swearing

i went looking for tay tweets and holy poo poo. doesn't look good for humanity if that's what happens when a computer learns from us

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:

i went looking for tay tweets and holy poo poo. doesn't look good for humanity if that's what happens when a computer learns from us

the oft maligned terminator 3 posits unoriginaly that skynet is just the internet plus some defense dept poo poo a little malware and a causality loop

self aware in this case means it sees everyone's search history and the conclusion is justified

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
take off and nuke the site from orbit has been sa's unofficial motto forever

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster


cool silent hill bathroom at 2:21

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
yolo
https://twitter.com/sippingpiss/status/1074922501518417920

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



Disgusted by Amberpos - photo study

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

NoneMoreNegative posted:



Disgusted by Amberpos - photo study

i am glad someone has the courage to say it

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

NoneMoreNegative posted:



Disgusted by Amberpos - photo study

:hmmyes:

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.
The sky above the port was the color of blue LEDs

https://twitter.com/viking_gal/status/1078476580794572806

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
the color of a modern television tuned to a dead input

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

the sky was the color of television, tuned to Independence Day or some bullshit

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



do we have thoughts on a 2019 tag?

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Midjack posted:

do we have thoughts on a 2019 tag?

I don't wanna give mine up until 2020, the most cyberpunk of years

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Midjack posted:

do we have thoughts on a 2019 tag?

use this font

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





what year is strange days set in?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



mike12345 posted:

what year is strange days set in?

last two days of 1999.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Midjack posted:

last two days of 1999.

Man, I remember watching the movie and thought it was stupid how they were referring to the year 2000 as "2K". Then people started saying "Y2K" in the real world, which sounded infinitely dumber.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
are you down with the 2k?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



a guy married a hologram, kind of:
https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/28/health/rise-of-digisexuals-intl/index.html

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Japan starting the cyber year 2019 off early in style

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/12/28/health/rise-of-digisexuals-intl/index.html






Digisexuals :o:

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


NoneMoreNegative posted:

Japan starting the cyber year 2019 off early in style

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/12/28/health/rise-of-digisexuals-intl/index.html






Digisexuals :o:

Prince of Tides: Worst End

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