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Nerdrock posted:Side note : That is a great domain, not sure if I want to go to it or not though.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 21:36 |
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Samizdata posted:It is horses and horse related kit, like trailers. I HAD to click it. Thank you for your service proud goon.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 22:09 |
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I love these things and how the internet is running with them
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2018 16:59 |
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Thanks Ants posted:Freshdesk isn't awful Freshdesk also likes not converting emails into tickets, so will want someone to keep an eye on the mailbox from time to time to make sure everything gets addressed.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2018 17:59 |
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18 Character Limit posted:Hire a dirigible. Or droneswarm each carrying one letter of a sign. Or just hire a dildo drone. Yes they are real and no don't search for that at work.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2018 20:48 |
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"Just let me send over the scan report to your doctor." *AOL welcome sound plays*
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 20:46 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Never dare idiots unless you're prepared to see them try it. "I dare you to make SharePoint easy to maintain."
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 03:40 |
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:I've often wondered how long it would take Secret Service to track down someone aiming microwave dishes directly at the oval office (including time to realize that it's not just an AC malfunction), and why nobody has attempted it before. Welcome to "The List."
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 20:09 |
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Bob Morales posted:"Why are emails being delayed? <whoever> sent me an email at 8:47 and it just came in at 9:07a." This, always this.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 18:36 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:I found this email from a user humorous: Reply asking them who gave them permission to use email.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 21:45 |
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The Fool posted:Admin is a bad safe word, it eliminates half of my role play. Would token ring be better?
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2018 04:38 |
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Kyrosiris posted:A power outage came in. If it lasts for 5 minutes more we all get to go home early. Oh look, the clocks are speeding up for some reason.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 19:49 |
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Merijn posted:what the gently caress is that?! I can only assume it is a Z̹̠͜ͅaĺ͙g̮̺̰̖͎̼o̦̩̝ edit of some org chart.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 12:47 |
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sfwarlock posted:Today at work: "Town hall meeting" (i.e. a video presentation with attached all-hands moderated chat) about a new primary net connection / proxy server / etc which is going to be the Wave of the Future and Make Everything Better For Everyone: Do not question our authority. Also hello to the packet sniffers at sfwarlock's place of work.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 01:08 |
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larchesdanrew posted:The director called me into his office this afternoon and simply handed me a pile of papers. Each one was an email he has received from faculty, staff, and guests that compliment me in some way. There were something like 30 of them. In all seriousness, congrats on finally having a supervisor that acts like an adult. Also hope things keep improving for you.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2018 03:20 |
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Papa John Misty posted:It's true This is the worst flipbook I have ever seen.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 00:29 |
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:lol holy gently caress. our Sr SysEng just accidentally deleted our NetApp's service account. Whoops. Hope your not salary, because lots of overtime in your future.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2018 22:35 |
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Hope this works... code:
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2018 20:32 |
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Kurieg posted:Anyone have a best guess as to what happened here? Spray painted spray foam that they stuck components in before it dried?
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# ¿ May 7, 2018 22:38 |
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:Tech showed up at my house to bury my cable. I said, "sure, go for it." They immediately left. Very Holy Grail and the Swamp Castle vibe to this story. quote:When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up.
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# ¿ May 10, 2018 01:50 |
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Aunt Beth posted:It came in a bag and not in a box and there were never any cartoon characters or prizes And it got soggy way way too fast.
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# ¿ May 22, 2018 03:16 |
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# ¿ May 25, 2018 17:58 |
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Jaded Burnout posted:Of course they've just bcrypted each character with a salt, so they can tell, right? What does your heart tell you?
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 16:33 |
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Bob Morales posted:People that think it's funny to reply 'thanks' or 'ok' to a ticket so it re-opens... I used to have a pre formatted reply for those kind of things that basically said if you want to thank me, fill out the survey and to only reopen if we did something wrong.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2018 22:43 |
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Malek posted:So USB bootable Windows ME then? Fixed
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2018 17:36 |
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Shugojin posted:I'm really surprised that the forums are up despite this Don't taunt the forum gremlins like this.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2018 22:25 |
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Nth Doctor posted:My wife's family had a Windows ME machine back when she and I were in high school. Her Dad reinstalled the OS so often she took to calling the reformat-reinstall process "rebooting". Sounds about right, was the only way I found out to fix a cd rom driver issue. It would just stop recognizing it as a valid piece of hardware and no amount of manually adding would solve it. But somehow doing a remiage the cd-rom would be ready to go on first boot up.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2018 21:37 |
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MJP posted:A voice mail came in from the Prince of All Saiyans... Huh, always thought of Vegeta as more of a Linux guy.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2018 19:21 |
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blackswordca posted:PM: hey blackswordca we need you to write a powershell script to copy files from a single source to one of six network destinations dependent if the destination folder is empty or not then archive the file in a compressed folder. Time to outsource to fivr
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2018 00:29 |
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LethalGeek posted:Somedays I feel the unholy IT trifecta of professors, doctors, and lawyers should be changed to professors, doctors, and paralegals. So your saying the worst place to support would be the legal department of a teaching hospital.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2018 23:08 |
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mllaneza posted:I'm assuming they are being proactive. I think it is more of someone didn't get their cut and contacted your security team about it as payback.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 01:59 |
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GWBBQ posted:If the screens look like they're blacked out, that's polarized film. Would a polarized screen or glasses then defeat that film?
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2018 01:17 |
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GWBBQ posted:Nope, polarize 90 degrees to the panel and the light is gone. drat there goes my fledgling corporate espionage business.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2018 01:26 |
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Renegret posted:A ticket came in for slow speeds for an individual customer. I get these tickets very rarely, and it usually only happens when the customer's incredibly pushy and the call center just wants to make him go away. The customers evidence of latency is "Request timed out" messages when running a traceroute to twitch and world of warcraft. Don't both of those companies make it so the last few hops time out on purpose? So you can't see internal infrastructure? Yep, even calls it out on their support page quote:Safeguards on our servers may cause false latency numbers, or failure with the error message 'Request Timed Out' or 'Destination Net Unreachable'. You can ignore error messages you receive after contacting our servers. To identify our servers, look for the following suffixes: attens.net, att.net, alter.net, telia.net.
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2018 17:59 |
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Renegret posted:We have direct peering with them which makes the whole thing even better. The entire traceroute is a whopping 7 hops and only 1 of them times out. Which of course means that a WoW GM couldn't figure out what was wrong and directed the guy to you.
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2018 18:41 |
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:only if you get caught... Exactly. If the fire also happened to destroy the security tapes.....
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2018 19:59 |
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Renegret posted:I do a lot of ISP NOC to NOC communication and lemme tell you, hands down, the worst NOC is Time Warner. They once told me to instruct a customer to climb a telephone poll to get the MAC of an outdoor AP because they claimed they had no way of looking it up based on address. The gently caress? As someone who had attempted to do that before in a previous job and failed out due to my fear of heights, how in the hell did they think it was reasonable to have a customer do that?
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2018 21:29 |
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Renegret posted:We had a mini Y2K-esque scare about a year ago, it was really good. Let me guess, you also don't have the source code anymore. That will be fun.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 15:24 |
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Renegret posted:nah, most of it was excel macros. Which is not something to be proud of. "Well we narrowly avoided that one only by sheer luck, lets do nothing different and hope it doesn't happen again!" Management thinking is so amazing at times. Edit: I also heard some good news the other day, the manager who had downsized me right before Christmas last year, has themselves been downsized as of last week. The outsourcing did not go as planned and ended up costing more money. Who could have guessed that!
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Can one revert something that has already been reverted?
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