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Why are we spending all this money on these licenses anyway? Can't we just get the software free off the internet somewhere?
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2018 17:13 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 10:47 |
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Zamboni Apocalypse posted:I believe the correct version for incoming fire is "For what we are about to receive, dear Lord make us thankful." Sorry, no, this is the wrong prayer as they're the one sending out the patch over their network.. For something being caused by their own actions they want Shepard's Prayer; "Please God, don't let me gently caress this up".
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 10:49 |
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Data Graham posted:I would but they gotta do that in the office too. Just deny his specific account the ability to make manual edits. And don't tell anyone you did.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2018 10:33 |
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Collateral Damage posted:Make it so any inventory change results in an transaction being booked as "inventory adjustment" and sent up the order chain for approval. There'd still be the same leeway and befuddled headscratching that it's "the system" at fault.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2018 12:50 |
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Data Graham posted:Heh. Tempting. But I think what I’ll end up doing is caving and making a “can manually adjust quantities” permission bit, the first I’m sure of a thousand Better suggestion.; Hardcode your system to eat Joe's edits. Log the attempt, make it look like it went through for him if you can, don't actually update the data. Let's see how well that goes when the numbers won't actually add up.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2018 13:07 |
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Samizdata posted:My Dad (rest in peace) had a DPhil from Oxford and would never listen to me to stop that. I would warn him and warn him he risked going to spam imposter sites, but, would he listen? ...was he killed by an imposter site?
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2018 01:39 |
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blackswordca posted:So we had a lunch meeting yesterday afternoon with Me, my boss and the contractor that kind of works for us. Do they actually know how much RAM is in those machines? Because I'd wager you could just open the case, fiddle a bit, and shut it for the same effect a wasted RAM upgrade would bring.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 11:17 |
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Data Graham posted:It's like a 1996-era Netscape bookmarks.html file It quite possibly is.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2018 17:13 |
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Holy poo poo .
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2018 17:23 |
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Bob Morales posted:vendor left an IP phone for us to play with for the week. CEO (owners wife) comes in and asks about it, complains because the handset isn't cordless Just tell them they can use a bluetooth headset to answer calls.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 04:01 |
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stevewm posted:All of that security... And it will be undone by a password taped to someone's monitor. That's what 2FA with a hardware token is for .
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2018 05:23 |
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Nuclearmonkee posted:When I worked in local government I went to a public meeting to act as the technical details nerd for questions about a p2p microwave network project to extend broadband coverage to remote county locations. You'll know if you're in the affected area of a microwave antenna by the drink in your hand starting to boil on its own. That and the bigass dish antenna in your immediate vicinity.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2018 15:49 |
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PurpleButterfly posted:Toastmasters International is also rolling out a shiny new information system where the main user-facing interactive tool is dubbed "Base Camp." I volunteered to give some of the user orientation presentations, and this post made me wonder if I'll get any Everest jokes. I'll report back if I do. says he dies attempting the ascent!
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2018 03:11 |
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PurpleButterfly posted:LOL. My title is officially "Pathways Guide," so I’m basically the sherpa. I am still getting acclimated myself, though. Ah, my bad! says she bails mid-climb due to the dangers and the climbers go off on their own to freeze to death!
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2018 05:59 |
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Siochain posted:This x 1000. Plus it makes me feel organized and better. Assuming that's SLA'd, you should have a provision in there for setting outage windows in advance by X days/weeks.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 16:26 |
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GreenNight posted:You're supposed to use old equipment as pizza warmers in your racks!
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 02:29 |
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Dick Trauma posted:I would tell them it can be tipped, but like the movie Speed it has to be maintained at that exact degree from the truck all the way to the server room or KABLAM! Never dare idiots unless you're prepared to see them try it.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2018 03:32 |
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Irritated Goat posted:Now I'm just imaging the poop particles in the network jacks and Flushing the DNS will be a regular necessity.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 17:37 |
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Bob Morales posted:"Why are emails being delayed? <whoever> sent me an email at 8:47 and it just came in at 9:07a." "I received your email at XX:XX can you tell me what time you sent it?"
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2018 12:48 |
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Data Graham posted:Okay why has everyone apparently decided that "cyber" now means exclusively "cybersecurity"? I blame CSI: Cyber.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2018 17:33 |
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Kurieg posted:I picked up the first season of CSI:Cyber super cheap and was watching it just to laugh at everything that was so hilariously wrong. My favorite was their visual depiction of tracking traffic through the deep web as if the deep web were a physical place below the internet, indicated by big scary red glowing letters that said DEEP WEB. Season 2 gets hilariously terrible, because you can always see the exact moment in each episode they write themselves into a corner and contrive bullshit for a solution.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 06:16 |
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Kurieg posted:Didn't they also bring on Ted Danson as an out of touch old-person for their target audience to relate to? Ted Danson is indeed in season 2. You can also tell he's just collecting a paycheck, playing with the toy of the episode, and not caring at all.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 07:01 |
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Sefal posted:It was awful when my colleague wouldn't shut up about it. He did recommend Mr Robot to me. Season 2 is just as good .
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 16:15 |
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Don't be a dick to those who haven't watched it yet, come on.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 16:31 |
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Thanks Ants posted:Yeah I appreciated the social engineering and breaching the network via an unsecured third party system over just getting in because it was somehow just connected to the internet. My favourite was the prison break in season 1; scatter a bunch of malwared USB's outside and wait for a sucker.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2018 07:04 |
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wolrah posted:Eh, on the one hand I know sort of how you feel because I had only watched a few episodes and have been meaning to get around to finishing at least the first season so that spoiled it for me too. Some people take a few years to get to a series, it's just common decency to toss spoiler tags on at least the big reveals in a recently-aired show.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2018 16:49 |
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The Claptain posted:A non-bootable PC came in: Reminds me of the dead hard drive I once saw that claimed to have something like 5 Petabytes of storage despite being a 2tb drive. A Western Digital Green, and it wouldn't let me access it, whirred and clicked like mad, and I can get the absolutely precious photos off it, right????!
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 10:57 |
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Weedle posted:We have to change all of our students’ passwords on our LMS since they’re instituting more stringent password requirements. This would be fine except that there is no way to bulk upload a password list. Time to spend all day changing each one individually. So script the individual changes and run that instead .
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 16:27 |
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klosterdev posted:Starting to think that ctrl+win+c is the sweet spot of vividly reminding people in I.T. to lock their computers without being an rear end in a top hat about it. MY MONITOR IS BROKEN, I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS! GET ME A NEW ONE!! edit: Oh, people in IT .
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2018 08:16 |
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GreenNight posted:Fijitsu's new LAN port on laptops is pretty great. Too thin? gently caress no. That's really neat, but all I can think is that a shitload of them are going to get broken the first time someone tries to remove the ethernet cable and just yanks the drat thing out.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 17:06 |
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Captainsalami posted:Thought of you guys. That's not Cat9; it's Cat5 .
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2018 01:47 |
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If you want to upset the Bitcoin miners, just bring up the fact that German investigators have discovered pedophiles are using the Bitcoin blockchains to spread child pornography links. I'm sure it'll go over well.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2018 04:53 |
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Jaded Burnout posted:Cryptocurrency investing is all about entering young markets. Holy poo poo
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2018 14:43 |
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Inspector_666 posted:So the setup of Zabbix continues and I just spent all afternoon elbow deep in SNMP and...I kind of get it now? I made templates for our copier and rack AC unit that loving work and I am unreasonably proud of that. Then set up a Slack webhook so it will tell you on its own when stuff goes down overnight.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 02:18 |
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bitterandtwisted posted:They now claim two breaks at separate locations ~200 miles apart. How the gently caress is fixing a downed fibre path not your immediate priority as an MSP?
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2018 15:58 |
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Sprechensiesexy posted:All of my dealings with Telstra haven been pain and suffering. It's like their network is a series of smoke signals created via dumpster fires. One of their techs earnestly tried to push an intermittent fault on their gear onto us by asking if we'd maybe had a power outage at the site in question. A power outage lasting all of may ten seconds. On UPS-protected equipment directly facing their gear. We'd notice something like that.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2018 17:56 |
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Nerdrock posted:Lots of Emails Came in :: That is something I'd suggest reporting to the headmaster/principal of your school at the very least.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 15:16 |
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Rorac posted:A 4 month home computer nightmare is over. After my roommate's last computer bascially died (motherboard totally poo poo the bed) I and some friends ended up building him a new computer. Or rather, I salvaged what I could from the old one, friends bought a new motherboard and CPU and we tried to get it going. Why wasn't this PC plugged into a monitor?
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 05:47 |
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Renegret posted:Client: Hey we did a maintenance last night and replaced a whole bunch of line cards in our equipment. Also or some reason everything on those line cards is no longer working. Anyway we think this is a problem with your system and we need you to join a bridge call. I'm gonna bet... There's no SP in the shelf, so the cards have no config.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 15:56 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 10:47 |
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Renegret posted:gently caress if I know! I didn't join the bridge. It's either that, or they actually need to run a command to enable the cards and can't figure that simple fact out even with vendor/NOC support. (I've been in on a call for that one happening, and it's very entertaining to watch .)
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 16:43 |