|
For a second, given the sound effect, i thought MJ had kicked the door open.
|
#
?
Apr 26, 2024 09:37
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 7, 2024 06:14 |
|
|
This is "how do i shot web?" level of competence   
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 26, 2024 12:20
|
|
|
Man he is so thin skinned about that little comic.
|
|
#
?
Apr 26, 2024 20:27
|
|
|
My prediction, he gets cold feet or backs out for other reasons and they realize that they can just hire some rando and license Spidery-Sam for the show. Cut to Spidey vandalizing a TV shop for daring to tune in on its display screens  
|
|
#
?
Apr 26, 2024 20:39
|
|
|
This is another story where I'm genuinely curious where it's supposed to be going. There doesn't seem to be any real villain aside from Pete's remarkably fragile ego, so unless the idea is that we watch him getting over being such a bitch baby, I don't know where this story is headed.
|
|
#
?
Apr 26, 2024 21:12
|
|
|
"Spider-Man harasses a random passerby because he doesn't know where the plot is, also he smells so bad that she notices it while he's ten-twenty feet away" has convinced me that we are actually reading the strip Jonah's snotty nephew wrote to smear him.
|
|
#
?
Apr 26, 2024 23:40
|
|
|
  
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2024 04:34
|
|
|
I'm dying. This Punisher arc has killed me
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2024 04:36
|
|
|
"Is killing people. . . Bad?!" This is so lame! 
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2024 04:41
|
|
|
He's going to rebrand from The Punisher to The Admonisher.
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2024 05:20
|
|
|
i think the pinkerton edits were a more coherent story.
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2024 05:46
|
|
|
 I thought the whole point of the punisher is that he's a vigilante, knows he's on the wrong side of the law, and is fine with it, because extrajudicial justice is the only justice some people will ever get. Sorry lady, but you're covering for someone who... ... What has he done again? Volmarias fucked around with this message at 09:34 on Apr 27, 2024 |
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2024 09:32
|
|
|
God, it's hilarious.
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2024 11:36
|
|
In a very different kind of story, the self-righteous vigilante saying "That's the downside of being a vigilante. You end up becoming the thing you hate the most." would be a telling moment of self reflection.   glad the KBC guy can tell righ toff the bat Spidey can't act
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2024 12:41
|
|
|
If they made a show based on the true stories of NSM’s adventures he’d be an even bigger laughing stock than he is with Spidery-Sam
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2024 12:45
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2024 13:06
|
|
|
Was thinking of sticking Frankencastle in there but its already so perfect.
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2024 13:41
|
|
|
Escobarbarian posted:If they made a show based on the true stories of NSM’s adventures he’d be an even bigger laughing stock than he is with Spidery-Sam "Wait, you stole the Desert Star?" "Yeah...but I put it back."
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2024 14:51
|
|
|
MorningMoon posted:
And thus were the Spidey Super Stories born.
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2024 15:54
|
|
|
Escobarbarian posted:If they made a show based on the true stories of NSM’s adventures he’d be an even bigger laughing stock than he is with Spidery-Sam ("Oh no...what if this tv show makes people realize that Peter Parker is Spiderman?!  ")
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2024 16:39
|
|
|
Haifisch posted:Episode one: "So I, Peter Parker, was bitten by a radioactive spider..." I know, I'll just do the ol' swap the first and last initial trick! Devilishly clever, "Peter Parker"....
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2024 16:41
|
|
|
I think my favourite part of Spider-Man losing his mind over this dumb comic strip is, this is Spider-Man! More so than many other heroes, Spider-Man's rogues gallery hates him on a personal level, they are willing to go to prison just for an opportunity to punch him in the mouth. And the reason they hate him is the fact he never shuts the gently caress up, he is constantly making fun of them, quipping like an rear end in a top hat and giving them childish nick names. So it's hilarious seeing him getting so pissed over a comic strip that's basically the equivalent of a five year imitating a teacher they don't like by talking in a silly voice. Pulsarcat fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Apr 27, 2024 |
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2024 18:00
|
|
|
Imagine if the Spider-Sam arc had been around for the real roid rage years. His teeth would have exploded by now.
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2024 18:22
|
|
|
You just don't understand, MJ. This comic depicts me - Spider-man - as a *pig*. They have to die tonight.
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2024 19:41
|
|
|
davidspackage posted:You just don't understand, MJ. This comic depicts me - Spider-man - as a *pig*. They have to die tonight. Look at this guy not appreciating Spider Ham
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2024 19:45
|
|
|
 
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2024 22:10
|
|
|
Hmmm, against all odds the situation has been resolved peacefully, now, what can I do to gently caress this up?
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2024 22:28
|
|
|
 This is WWE levels of contrived
|
|
#
?
Apr 27, 2024 23:51
|
|
|
Excellent, the Owl is going to court! Now we can finally find out what the Hell he even did!
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2024 01:10
|
|
|
nsm is going to call the fashion police, who will arrest owl for fashion crimes. he will be held in a fashion jail until his fashion trial by fashion jury. the sentence is, of course, death.
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2024 01:13
|
|
|
For some reason the composition of this final panel is giving me Ralph Steadman vibes.
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2024 01:42
|
|
|
At the time of the stripe Brandon Tartikoff either was or had been the head of NBC. That might be where Brandon K Brandon got his name.
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2024 02:12
|
|
Darth Brooks posted:At the time of the stripe Brandon Tartikoff either was or had been the head of NBC. That might be where Brandon K Brandon got his name. December of '88 right now so Brandon Tartikoff was the current head of NBC. Was gonna say they didn't reference him too much with how much heavier K Brandon is, but looking at them closer the artist really nails the crooked smile, huh.
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2024 02:31
|
|
|
Jerusalem posted:For some reason the composition of this final panel is giving me Ralph Steadman vibes. Funny you should say that, there's an HST quote I think would fit NSM. "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2024 02:39
|
|
|
I would have gone with "There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible"
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2024 03:22
|
|
|
Darth Brooks posted:At the time of the stripe Brandon Tartikoff either was or had been the head of NBC. That might be where Brandon K Brandon got his name. MorningMoon posted:December of '88 right now so Brandon Tartikoff was the current head of NBC. Was gonna say they didn't reference him too much with how much heavier K Brandon is, but looking at them closer the artist really nails the crooked smile, huh. Huh, the name jumped out at me but I decided it was probably just the name alliteration that plagues comics. Real world satire? In my Newspaper Spider-Man? It's more likely than you think.
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2024 03:27
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2024 05:53
|
|
|
There was a fly-by shooting just yesterday ( I think ) and an assassination attempt a day or so before that. drat towns jaded.
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2024 06:08
|
|
|
Ikasuhito posted:Excellent, the Owl is going to court! Now we can finally find out what the Hell he even did! He apparently ordered two of his goons to get into a street shootout with the police. Something he could face charges for, but it's not the stuff of a storied criminal mastermind.
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2024 10:56
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 7, 2024 06:14 |
|
 
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 28, 2024 12:45
|
|