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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

GROOVY?!

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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013


My mind is trying to see where this overall arc will go, and I can't decide between Nick Stacy coming to life, or Spider-Man actively trying to sabotage the future of an 8 year old.

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

SilverSupernova posted:

My mind is trying to see where this overall arc will go, and I can't decide between Nick Stacy coming to life, or Spider-Man actively trying to sabotage the future of an 8 year old.

Jonahs nephew tries to sell him a comic strip with a character named Man-Spider.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Shaddak posted:

Jonahs nephew tries to sell him a comic strip with a character named Man-Spider.

"No way kid, that would never sell!"

Mugs towards the camera shamelessly

Kantesu
Apr 21, 2010

SilverSupernova posted:

My mind is trying to see where this overall arc will go, and I can't decide between Nick Stacy coming to life, or Spider-Man actively trying to sabotage the future of an 8 year old.

This child is supposed to be at least 15, if Jonah's brother is supposed to be his father.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Shaddak posted:

Jonahs nephew tries to sell him a comic strip with a character named Man-Spider.

Man-Spider would be granted immediate Avengers membership. Not even to a real character. Hawkeye will just show up and give the badge to the page the comic is drawn on.

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

SilverSupernova posted:

Man-Spider would be granted immediate Avengers membership. Not even to a real character. Hawkeye will just show up and give the badge to the page the comic is drawn on.

OH NOOOOO!

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




If you dig into that you will find a mouse skeleton.



Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

I'm pretty sure that Pete would be long dead by now if the villainous boasting of every third-rate clown in the city could keep him up at night.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Does the blonde Ben Reilly in the mirror suspect I'm really Spider-man?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:ohdear:

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
It’s so weird to see the originals of the Jay Pinkerton edits after like 20 years. I can’t wait for “You’ve been chasing me for nine days! Stop trying to gently caress me!!”

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Jonah's sweating because he knows Warren Beatty is flying through the air like a missile, screeching like a banshee as he hones in on the MONSTER that is trying to muscle in on his Dick Tracy rights.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I think the spider-sense just actively hates Peter in NSM. Wakes him up at 2am for loving The Owl, goes away for months, years??, at a time.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Jerusalem posted:

Jonah's sweating because he knows Warren Beatty is flying through the air like a missile, screeching like a banshee as he hones in on the MONSTER that is trying to muscle in on his Dick

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
drat, that white lady sure does love saying the n-word.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Right in front of Robbie, too :smith:

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

Right in front of Robbie, too :smith:

"Don't sweat it, Jonah. I gave her a nephew pass."

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Someone, who could it be, is shooting a web.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



How do I identify who shot web? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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A man, hanging like a spider!

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?


So much quality JJJ content :allears: a failed column, all these faces, looking ready to throw hands, love the guy

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

A story in three parts.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
"If it wasn't for that pesky 'reality', I Hooten would be a hero!" :argh:
Jonah in a nutshell.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Shaddak posted:

A story in three parts.


:lol:



Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Shaddak posted:

A story in three parts.



The strip may be gone but this thread keeps on giving. :five:

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer

NOW I KNOW Y’ALL BE LOVIN’ THIS poo poo RIGHT HERE!

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Escobarbarian posted:

NOW I KNOW Y’ALL BE LOVIN’ THIS poo poo RIGHT HERE!

They forgot to leave room for Jesus spiderman

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Shaddak posted:

A story in three parts.



:laffo:

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.

First Hammerhand's fake charity, now this.

Face it, Tiger. MJ's just better at taking newsworthy photos than you are. And you've been doing this since you were fifteen years old.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

To be fair to Pete, it's probably a lot easier to take good pictures when you can actually hold the camera.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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He has the proportional vision of a spider, which isn't that great

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Finally! Time to buy some crack!

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I don't wanna sound racist but ain't he the guy that skipped on the terrorism rally a few years back?



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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jonah: ...Spider-Man, that man was a monster, please don't throw his name around so cavalierly :mad:

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