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Apr 17, 2024 09:25
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But Peter, how are you going to contribute to the rent?  *sax music plays*
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Lou: but i shot you dead with my helicopter?! Peter: that was just a web decoy i made with my web shooters Lou: wait a minute Peter: hold on...   That is the end of the teaching assistant job subplot. I think Milstein shows up a few more times here and there, but that's it for the job offer. We know from our years reading this strip up to its conclusion that Peter never actually uses his degree. This job offer was his only chance to ever do something with his passion for science. From this point on all he can ever do to make money is hare-brained schemes in between years and years of servitude to JJJ's whims for pictures. J. Jonah Jameson has won.
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Apr 17, 2024 12:42
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Spider-Man really is the Chinese finger trap of superheroes. All that time and effort spent trying to defeat Spidey and Jonah's greatest victory is having his nephew draw a dumb comic in what should be a mostly ignored B- plot.
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Apr 17, 2024 13:40
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Given how we are in this thread, the world's reaction to Spidery-Sam is probably the most realistic thing this strip has ever given us. Also Peter showing off his non-proportional skin thickness of a spider.
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Apr 17, 2024 13:55
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But Peter, the issue was never the time it was the money! You made this point multiple times! Also  you thin-skinned baby!
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Apr 17, 2024 20:11
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Jerusalem posted:But Peter, the issue was never the time it was the money! You made this point multiple times! Lol I had forgotten that! "Hmm, but what's the real reason he doesn't want the job that pays in pocket lint?"
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  "What is that man doing to his anus?!?" 
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Apr 17, 2024 23:10
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What new twist you have not even met Owl yet.
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It's happening it's actually Wolverine!
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Apr 17, 2024 23:32
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Murdstone posted:
Needs to be goatkcd'd
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The comic's actually trying to tease the reader about The Owl's Big Secret? It's probably a giant nest with a pair of eggs.
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It's a big pile of pellets, Spidey's conflicted because he's a wannabe crime lord, but on the other hand, the rat population is down...
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"why is my spider sense tingling when i look at this guy's shapely rear end?"
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:"why is my spider sense tingling when i look at this guy's shapely rear end?" Yet another amazing thread title contender in such a short time
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Apr 18, 2024 12:14
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  months and months of nonstop seething impotent rage 
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Apr 18, 2024 12:22
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In the Penthouse is the Punisher's family, They're not dead, his wife divorced him because he quit his job so he could shoot jaywalkers full-time. His ex-wife is currently reconsidering her second marriage.
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MorningMoon posted:
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MorningMoon posted:
Peter, the bugle does nothing but poo poo on you! You are payed to take pictures so they can call you a rapist communist gay space alien or whatever else Jonah can think up. What is so special about this childish comic, is it just because it's low enough intellectually for you to understand?
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An anger so powerful that it causes you to become middle-aged
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When you nut so hard people make a newspaper comic about it
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Volmarias posted:When you nut so hard people make a newspaper comic about it Spidery-Sam Spidery-Sam Does whatever a Sam can
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Volmarias posted:When you nut so hard people make a newspaper comic about it When you run out of web fluid, but you still shootin'
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He should have a normal Window Spider-Man he just tossed a guy out of one. Also I don’t think Owl expected you at all Spidey.
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That's the pretend jail cell room he has for when he's having costume parties. The rest of the windows do not have bars.
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2/10 clever transition, go back to hitman school, Lou 
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I'd kill for the very next panel to just have the assassin waking up in a hospital bed with a broken jaw and a neck brace. "Wha. . . wha happen?"
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No wonder he keeps failing, he didn't even wait for Peter to get distracted or fall asleep or anything. Also, if "elevator repairman" is an old timey euphemism for helping send people to heaven/hell... 
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Why is a hitman who apparently travels all over the place buying an apartment in NYC? Also, doesn't he realize that if Parker actually saw him he'd have recognized him?
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  kill them all, peter, kill them all "find the guy who draws spidery-sam" love how he was there for half the meeting with Jeremy but he can't solve the puzzle of the mysterious new comic strip by a JEREMY
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Bruceski posted:Why is a hitman who apparently travels all over the place buying an apartment in NYC? Also, doesn't he realize that if Parker actually saw him he'd have recognized him? You're putting a lot of faith in Peter's cognitive reasoning here. MorningMoon posted:
Next: The Once and Future Hero: Spidery-Sam. Also I love how Peter is so thin skinned that the kids aren't even insulting him and are just praising the cartoon antics of his parody and he's still planning to murder a child.
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He keeps the helicopter in the extra bedroom.
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SilverSupernova posted:Also I love how Peter is so thin skinned that the kids aren't even insulting him and are just praising the cartoon antics of his parody and he's still planning to murder a child.
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Saoshyant posted:Even for constant seething anger man, this is some next level thin skin. He's such a seething thin-skinned baby. Violently reacting for the most softball arc while Jonah is yucking it up. It's taking so much not to even hint at spoilers for this arc, but it's probably in my top 5 ever. I've re-read it in full twice, and almost every time I go to post strips I read the immediate few weeks. It gives me the same feelings as the Ant-Man arc, The Diamond Sperm Theft, and Kingpin Hires TV Shrink. It's probably the best arc I'll be posting for the next few years.
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"Can't eat flies? Oh yeah? I'll show them...."
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 Much like a cat, he sees a circle on the floor, he must get in the middle of it. 
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