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Hulk has a weakness for pretty ladies.
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Pete will get to the hospital and find MJ and Bruce have been waiting there for 10 minutes after getting an Uber.
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Probably won't hulk out if he's pumped full of sedatives.
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"Hi, this is my verbally aggressive, homeless-looking friend, he needs some opiates so nobody gets hurt." "Lady, I've already called the cops."
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He's only going to grow a second arm when he's angry.
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Jonah will arrive for some reason and Peter will try to hide himself and Banner by stealing some scrubs and pretending to be doctors. Then they'll kill a few people through comical misunderstandings before Hulkizard goes on a rampage and they have to stop him. Peter will endanger more people by taking some time setting up his cameras so he can smugly sell pictures of the fight to Jonah at the end.
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Ok, so that's maybe 3 pints if they're willing to gently caress up Banner. Better hope they don't have to do anything significant.
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Jan 8, 2018 21:36
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Great, now we just need to get the Hulk to lie still while we stab him...
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Jan 8, 2018 21:58
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That looks like a sample tube.
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Jan 11, 2018 01:30
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Is she loving syringing it out of him?
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Jan 16, 2018 00:26
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Why the gently caress don't they have blood available? It's a loving big hospital! Slap a bag of saline in him to bulk his volume while you run upstairs to fetch some.
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Jan 16, 2018 00:28
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Why don't they just slap him 'til he hulks out?
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Jan 16, 2018 01:01
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What benefits would Spider Hulk even get? The ability to hang on walls? He does that already by just driving his fingers into them like the pathetic excuse for solids that they are.
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The MSJ posted:I wonder what bullshit outdated psychology Newspaper Doc Samson will use. Newspaper agony aunt level input from Doc Samson would be pretty great.
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He likes to spread the love.
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Jan 18, 2018 00:56
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He doesn't drink it.
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Hulking out makes him glow?
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I think he's been surprised by gunshot to the face and hulked out before he died. He's really loving hard to kill.
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:What's the exact blood combination we need to brew an All-New Sabretooth? First you'd need to find some Canadians.
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Am I the only one that thinks it is weird that Bruce and Peter's first instinct was to start a huge superpowered brawl in the middle of a hospital? Their disregard for civilians has been discussed from the moment we realised what they were intending with the hospital. Since the swamp when Peter first decided having a Hulk fight near civilians would probably be fine. It's been a bad idea train from the start.
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"Or else!" says the man with the basically magic webs, the man with the superhuman agility and proportional strength of a spider, the man who has been thrown through buildings in the past.
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This is what he's dreaming as he lies unconscious on the concrete.
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Banner turns into regular Hulk when he attains the mental state of anger. To become Spider-Hulk he will have to attain the mental state of concussed.
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MJ is going to Hulk out because of osmosis. Or cultural appropriation.
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Could they not stop off at a shop on the way to buy Bruce some clothes?
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I bet the original had them nude from the waist down. Both of them.
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That one he's swinging around has laudable structural integrity.
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Mar 11, 2018 13:28
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Just web the loving jaws shut already.
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They're all method actors in suits. It's why they all play the same sound clip.
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He'd lose his best source of front page rage
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Android Blues posted:I'm still hung up on this "world's top scientist" thing. On the other hand, Hank Pym is canon in this comic, and I guess it would fit some universal pattern if a man living in a ruined shack whose scientific track record is, "has spent decades trying, failing, to regrow arm while occasionally turning self into a murderous lizard by accident," was still considered a better scientist than Hank Pym. Reed Richards is canon in this comic.
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Now he's a were-lizard!
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... in spaaaaace!
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Apr 18, 2018 02:36
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His super fast reflexes let him drop them, fist pump and catch them again before they hit the floor. If he remembers.
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Apr 23, 2018 02:53
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That would leave a dangerous paper trail showing when he really left Florida. He can't risk someone reading his bank details! He's also probably on every credit blacklist going.
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That is an odd choice of Iron Fist look to go for imo
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May 23, 2018 00:32
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Iron Fist is also the Immortal Weapon of Kun Lun, one of the seven cities of heaven that align with the Earth-normal every so often and merge into one big city called the Heart of Heaven every 88 years. Then they hold a big old fighting tournament. He is good buds with Luke Cage and sometimes beats up hoodlums with him. He is both a street-level guy and mystical-bullshit tier. Other immortal weapons include Fat Cobra, who is great.
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He can totally mystic kung-fu his way out of trouble. He dumped a load of momentum into Spidey, now he can drag/bounce/slide down the rest. The building might get damaged in the process, but they're all used to that.
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I'm surprised he didn't accidentally claim it was Spider-man.
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