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evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Binary Badger posted:

In his robust zeal to deliver Connors, he immediately slams into the side of a freighter.

Not his old nemesis, a truck?

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evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Hulk managing to perfectly hit the middle of that letter is what makes this image great.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Synthbuttrange posted:

Well good news!



ITS NOT JUST HULK BLOOD :getin:

What should have happened in that final panel is the alligator crashing in through the roof after its delayed flight.

Or Banner just saying "Yeah it WILL work dumbass"

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Then just walk over and inject that blood straight into a Bannervein. That'll do ya.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

goatface posted:

What benefits would Spider Hulk even get? The ability to hang on walls? He does that already by just driving his fingers into them like the pathetic excuse for solids that they are.

A much higher jump, a slight increase in strength and most importantly a hulksense that lets him avoid the silly ways he's been beaten in the past.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Hey, Mrs Parker? Watch me strike a pose before I leave, that handsome fellow Peter isn't here to photograph me.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
I just had a chance to post the panel with Ronan vacuuming up all those foods into his chest in a Twitter conversation, this thread keeps delivering.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

What makes this is not just the way it works with our earlier speculation and pictures, but the question mark at the end

Also, Rhino is usually too stupid to realize he could break out any time, but Peter's bullshit just makes him so mad he'd run at the wall even without a suit.

That or he was doing really well with his rehabilitation but Spidey's showboating with the new Rhino just set him off.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
It IS pretty cold out, I would wear my striped green boxing gloves too.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

"I'm right behind you, half-naked muscle man!"

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Synthbuttrange posted:



someone's been reading wikis in his off time.

I was just joking about that last panel MJ, you don't have to have your eyes glued to Banner's rear end or appear at groin height the next time we see you.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

The MSJ posted:

It's just a shame Jeph Loeb got his hands on the Ultimate Universe.

It is pretty amazing that one guy managed to entirely destroy an entire line of comics. I really liked most of that set of comics until it went completely off the rails and I can track it almost to a day to the release of his comics.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
No. That would mean Peter would have to stop looking at the bare-chested fellow. Or MJ looking at him for that matter.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Jerusalem posted:

Let the GRONNNKvolution begin! :black101:

They are all close cousins of the gator from before, come to take revenge on Banner for throwing Mr Gronkosaurus into that hospital.

(The less funny option is Lizard is using some kind of lizardpheromones to get them to him so they can do his bidding.)

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Manatee Cannon posted:

I never would have expected nsm to provide the backstory to king gizzard and the lizard wizard

What better way to set up for the next arc than them stepping out of the swamp and into Cyrodil?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
He probably just re-drew the crushed Airsoft springs he uses to fire off the webs. The shooters aren't very sophisticated, or he would never be able to fix them. It is newspaper Spider-Man we are talking about after all.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

quite stretched out posted:

love leaving my wife with some thugs who just attempted to murder my boss

He left her to oggle a half-naked man known for randomly destroying entire cities just a short while ago. She'll be fine.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Manatee Cannon posted:

he's gonna menace the local golf courses

Mar-a-lago is close to wherever that is, I hope.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Push El Burrito posted:

Trump saves Spider-Man by literally draining the swamp.

Trump being a character from NSM means the world makes sense again.

Someone make a Photoshop of that scene with the junk food being absorbed but replace our non-dead alien with Trump, if you would.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

That snake is being held as if emerging at Spider-Crotch levels. Just saying.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Unkempt posted:

Well this is your fault then.




Thank you. All is now right with the universe.

...and now Spidey is lifting up wood to smack into two crocs.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

The hell is that gator in the middle panel doing? He looks like he is goofing off and almost getting his head bitten by the other gator.

I don't even have to mention what the third panel is.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Spidey beating off gators, literally and figuratively. What a world we live in.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

CannonFodder posted:

That third panel is art :colbert:

I agree, but only because porn is also art.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Samovar posted:

Lizard's been doing those JoJo poses for some time now.

Fake Edit: JJJoJJJo poses.

You know, I'd make a joke about this being near Cork County but even I can't presume they're anywhere near Ireland at the moment.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Punching a poor mentally deficient alligator like that, for shame.

(I love how it just keels over into the water after it kept getting bopped on the snout)

Also, 3 men just whacking random giant snakes after wrestling crocs. I know, I keep coming back to that joke, but the panels content haven't changed.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Send me a hiss by wire, by wire
Baby, my gronk's on fire, on fire

If you refuse me, gronkey you lose me,
and you'll be left airborne, oh baby

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Spider-Man, with the proportionate strength of about 2.5 pythons.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

mind the walrus posted:

Only the Hulk could take two anacondas at the same time

Peter can't take three. But Hulk looks like a big fellow, so it stands to reason he is more spacious.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
This entire sequence feel like a 60s Batman fight, except with all the sound effects replaced with gronk.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

peter's blood gave him the proportional intelligence and usefulness of nsm, but eventually the blood failed so hard that it stopped taking effect.

The only success Spidey ever had was going on that cool roadtrip with his raccoon son. Whom eats trash, just as his father does.

Peter raised him right.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Like, just let him punch the lizard a few times, Peter. Worst case scenario he can regenerate and you can cure him in the meantime.

Just....fail to stop The Hulk. You can do it, Spidey.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
We interrupt this sad tale for a brazing, but necessary message on what it means to be a real man.

Ryan (@Integrity_Guy) Tweeted:
Real men don't hit you up late at night demanding photos of your naked body. Real men hit their desks with closed fists demanding photos of Spiderman. https://twitter.com/Integrity_Guy/status/978089786736029696?s=17

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
We have had some good progression during the last arcs but once we came back to the swamp we started circling the metaphorical drain.

Something beyond hulkhugs need s to happen, and soon.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

The MSJ posted:

In a surprising twist, this causes JJJ to transform into a giant monster.

No. It just makes him insecure about appearing in public, and he attacks Peter remotely via that spider slayer with his face on its stomach.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

jyrque posted:

Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a man can
Takes the bus, donates some blood
Talks to villains, then gets beat up
Look out
Here comes... a man :geno:

It is to show us that as a regular human, Peter can do so much. He can be... a hero.

As Spider-Man, he can just get knocked out frequently. But on the other hand, he can get a cool raccoon son.

It is a true dilemma.

(I guess the moral of this story is that you should just take it when people beat you up, when they are related to you by... blood? )

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Jerusalem posted:

Hey we learned some valuable information in this arc, like that Spider-Man can fight up to 2 snakes at a time pretty okay but any more than that and he's out of his league.

Also that MJ really, really wants to bone Bruce.

She does, but she also just wants to bone in general. She's been dragged across the country for the last few months (years?), been forced to help defeat several villains, as well as tend to their wayward son and his shenanigans. All the while everyone but her, including Aunt May, got to get down.

Well, MJ and Peter, but that is kinda the point.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Well I certainly wasn't expecting that after several panels of snaketossing.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

This is just a bunch of text boxes edited, with the addition of another text box at the end and a few small panel additions.

It is also one of the greatest things I have ever seen.

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evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Synthbuttrange posted:


"I've figured out that Jesus is Lord!"

What the hell is up with Connor's ...everything? He looks like he's from an entirely different strip.

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