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Yvonmukluk posted:I'm not sure even NSM can top 'It Not You, It Gambit'. that already sounds like something the hulk would say so this is close enough
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that's the one where sauron tries to turn everyone into dinosaurs right because replace sauron with the lizard and dinosaurs with more lizards and I could see that being where this arc is heading
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I want to fix my arm but I keep turning people into lizards
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that's a lot more trust and faith than I'd expect out of someone in miami
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the gator came back for connor's other leg
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when did namor move to florida and why is he working in a hospital
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jonah's in the hospital now for an emergency mustache transplant that spider-man interrupted by barging into the er
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he's just gonna turn into a big green lizard arm
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DACK FAYDEN posted:(the only actual IRL one with that name was Metropolitan Hospital in Miami so it would be right but that closed in 2014 apparently, thanks Google.) well nsm takes place in 1960 so the timeline works out
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this makes no sense on any level and I love it
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The Unnamed One posted:I’m guessing Bruce never lost much blood after gaining the ability of turning into a giant green monster at the slightest sign of anger or pain. nah he just turns into the hulk, which has insane regen
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Haifisch posted:I can't wait for Peter to then need a transfusion, and the only suitable blood type is the alligator the hulk punched to jersey.
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David D. Davidson posted:Anyone here every play Bloodbourne? Yeah Newspaper Spiderman is a prequel to that. well that puts the big guys holding bricks in a new perspective
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connors, seeing spider-man needs a transfusion, offers his own blood. afterwards he collapses from the blood loss and banner offers his own blood to help. now banner is in trouble...
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oddly, mixing spider-man's blood with the hulk just turns him into an 8 foot tall raccoon
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oh good I was wondering when we'd get lenny's backstory
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Jan 16, 2018 00:23
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Jerusalem posted:Wait, Tony's mother is alive? turns out he was adopted and his biological mom was still alive
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are spider-man and the hulk's strength buffs multiplicative or do they average out
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it's the spider totem thing but for large green people
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Jan 17, 2018 05:20
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spider-man turns up in florida, gets connors bitten by an alligator, and now has endangered a hospital by bringing both the lizard and the hulk inside he's really on a roll this arc. can't wait to see what happens with jjj when he inevitably shows up
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Jan 17, 2018 23:54
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Xinder posted:Yeah, but the Everglades is all anyone not from here even knows about Florida. It had to happen! they could have gone to disney world. marvel is a part of disney now, after all I wanna see the hulk and the lizard ride a roller coaster
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Endless Mike posted:You say that like alligators only live in undeveloped swamps. yea you can find alligators outside of florida  but seriously I remember a warning sign for gators next to a pond in the park I played in as a kid. hell connors could go golfing and get mauled when his ball fell in a water hazard
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spider-man's blood must expand to fit the size of any container considering the nurse just syringe'd a little out earlier
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man that gator went even farther than we thought huh
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they could have put raspberry jelly in that iv and connors still would have turned into the lizard it's like people pretending to act drunk after drinking something they think has alcohol in it
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I never thought I'd say this in a newspaper spider-man thread, but... boy that escalated quickly
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:D-did the colorist confuse the nostrils for eyes?? that's cocaine. the lizard's high as a kite right now
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Jan 21, 2018 06:48
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he's mad because the nurse missed his vein a few times while trying to take his blood so now he's low key trying to get the hulk to destroy the hospital
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Jan 22, 2018 02:33
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super saiyan hulk is just the hulk but now his pants turn yellow instead of purple
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turns out that combining the hulk with spider-man just turns you into a flashlight. strange but true
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:Golden aura, but not transforming yet despite all the anger? He should try focusing on the tingly feeling on his back, maybe inject some S-Cells he should try crying on an asteroid
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Jan 24, 2018 06:21
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unfortunately what it actually does is give bruce the proportional intelligence and effectiveness of spider-man
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it looks like spidey threw banner into the wall. good job?
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roman the accuser body slams spidey into the rocks? he's fine tiny baby man bruce banner falls on him? they're both dead
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mind the walrus posted:That pole's gonna snap right the hell off. that or his arm, look at how he grabbed that thing
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does the rhino actually need that suit to live or something why are they letting him walk around dressed as a rhinoceros in prison
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I was honestly expecting him to use the pole to spring back up but this is much better
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well all new avengers had the american kaiju fight aim's personal megazord. does that count?
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next time the lizard will drop all three of them off the roof. once they climb back up a third time, the lizard will be out of options and give up
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Ikasuhito posted:Fourth time. In his final attempt he will throw himself off as well. spidey: game over, lizard. there's no one else to push off now that you've thrown all three of us over the edge! lizard: that's where you're wrong spider-man the lizard jumps off the roof and dies. the end
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