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Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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Newspaper Spider-Man: Now Starring Latino Namor

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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yourdadsbestfriend posted:

Isn't receiving a blood transfusion from Bruce Banner the literal origin story of the She-Hulk?

Shh, we are supposed to be surprised with the Hulk Lizard in a few days/weeks.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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Manatee Cannon posted:

this makes no sense on any level and I love it

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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itshappening.gif

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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So, who will win in a fight: Hulk Lizard or Spider Hulk?

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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Ah, yes, that Lizard serum made of Hulk blood, how could I forget?

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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No, you're wrong! It's obvious that the alligator who bitted Connors was radiated. He's got radioactive alligator blood.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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He's going to become the Hulk inside an hospital because there's absolutely no other way to sort this.

Spider-Man got knocked out in one hit.

Bruce Banner was unconscious in one panel and then completely recovered in the next one.

The nurse changed gender.

Nostrils are eyes.

It's a fever dream this strip. How do they do it so consistently :allears:

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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While all this happens, Spider-Man watches, quipping with the closest nurse.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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So, like, this pirate walks into a bar with a wheel between his legs.
The bartender asks, what's with the wheel?
To which the pirate replies, ARRRR, it's driving me nuts

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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I was surprised when a comic about evil Spider-Man came out and had no business being that good. It still bummers me it didn't manage to last longer, though.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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:vince:

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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Push El Burrito posted:

This is better than I could have ever asked for.

You can't even edit to add/change anything. It's perfect.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

so uh, is he gonna climb back up to the roof to have this same conversation infinitely?

Xinder posted:

The endless loop we'll be stuck in until the end of time.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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You're telling me Peter Parker - Is Spider-Man!?

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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Oh man, MJ's face :allears:

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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Daeren posted:



I call it the Herpetologist's Apprentice.

Life is those fleeting moments of delight.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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Nooo, JJJ :ohdear:

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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Every time I think this thread has reached its peak, I'm proven wrong.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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Sound logic there.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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AfroSquirrel posted:

"Doom by fang?"

"DOOM by fang?"

Is it time for an appearance by :doom:?

Of Fin Fang Doom?? I agree! Make it happen, ghost writers.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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OK, I got all the reptiles, what now? What was the plan again?

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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:nws: :nws: :nws:

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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PantsOptional posted:

“Slander is spoken! In print it’s libel.”

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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Every goddamn time I think this comic has hit its peak, evry single time, it proves me wrong.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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Have no fear:



Turns out The Lizard has always been right next to them.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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You won't believe this, but they got it right on the Spanish section. Nothing much happens anyway, so you probably don't need the translation.



Spider-Man does make a quip about The Lizard feeling lonely. It really was his birthday party.

Edit: ah, hell with it, have a quick translation:

First panel: why is this lizard summoning so many crocs and pythons?
Second panel: maybe he's feeling lonely, but for now his motives are the least of our concerns
Third panel: and you, aren't you Bruce Banner? What of it?
Fourth panel: you are the Hulk, right? Transform and get us out of here! I can't turn into the Hulk anymore.
Fifith panel: and when I could, it was only when I got mad. And how do you feel right now?
Sixth panel: scared!

Coming Next: The Ring of Terror!

Saoshyant fucked around with this message at 11:47 on Mar 11, 2018

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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Jiru posted:

That is some odd, stiff-sounding Spanish translation, too. On the other hand, it suits the strip perfectly.

Yeah, it's crazy like that.

Anyway, I'm checking the strip they uploaded today and... was that sticker always there?



Let me scrape that off and--



Motherfucker! I knew it! This explains so much. All this time, the strip has been afflicted with magical realism.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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P.S: they finally corrected the upload

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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Time for Mary Jane to come in and do her thing.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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Maybe the Hulk can shoot web out of his rear end?

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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I thought that was an edit for a split second. That panel's so goofy I didn't think they would try it. But of course they did :allears:

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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That speech bubble is what makes it perfect <3

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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Oh my god, this comic isn't real! It just can't be! Nothing can be this amazing.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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You wouldn't believe the things I've seen

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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:rip:

What a way to go.

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Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

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NSM has a plan and I for one cannot wait to see how it goes!

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