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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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IRON JONAH
Have another highlight from the high-point of 2017 - Spider-Man's cameo in the Heroic Adventures Of Mole-Man


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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

connor's arm isn't regrowing. rather, it is growing a tiny hulk on the end of his arm.

Newspaper Master Pandemonium!?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Synthbuttrange posted:



Everyone brain damaged

This feels like the setup for them to go all 'Steamed Hams'

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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He needs to use the epiphany toilet.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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head58 posted:

“In my modeling days, I learned to handle a boat like this.”

”IN MY MODELING DAYS, I LEARNED TO HANDLE A BOAT LIKE THIS!”

MJ proceeds to put on a bikini, and lie across the front bit* holding a sign.


*I don't know boat words.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Samuringa posted:

What are the chances that JJJ will join the gator parade because of his lizard brain

He's a newspaper editor in the age of the internet. He's a dinosaur, they'll make him their king.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Do you think if we told Trump he could be the first person on Mars he'd just crawl in by himself?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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So... Is spidey planning on dodging at the last second, so Hulk punches himself in the face? What's his plan if Hulk tries a bear hug instead?

It's that or "Hah! Now you're too confused to be angry!"

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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I'm on my tablet for the next few days, or I'd make the edits and pretend to have early copies of the next few strips.

Spidey leaps onto the lizard's chest, at perfect makeout height, and tells him that Lizard and Connors are... The same?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Synthbuttrange posted:



go Dr Connor's ghost!

This exchange reminds me of Spidey and Sauron

"You can rewrite DNA to turn people into dinosaurs? With technology like that you could cure cancer!"
"I don't WANT to cure cancer, I want to turn people into dinosaurs!"

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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"Yesiree I'll just announce my plans to ruin a guy's life in front of him, his webbed menace friend, and a man powered by uncontrollable rage! In the middle of a Florida swamp after the last two credible witnesses to see me alive, left me for dead surrounded by carnivorous scaled beasts! Boy howdy is this a great plan!"

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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"You know, we've left the mob of reptiles behind, and now that I'm not The Lizard-ing at them they're not especially murderous. I can probably walk-"

"NO! HULK CARRY!"

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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"I could also get in the b-"

"NO! HULK CARRY!"

I feel like this is going to be my joke for a lot of comics to come.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Someone do the infinity war spoiler meme

"I think he said something about not feeling so good..."

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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TV Iron Fist is the only character possibly more of a fuckup than NPSM

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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I get the feeling Pete's story might look a bit like this...

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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So instead of some kind of spidery trick, Peter just walked away when the nurse stopped talking to him...

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Push El Burrito posted:

Iron Fist can't fly. He's not invulnerable. So he just dove off a roof to deliver his dying drop kick.

Thanks for pointing this out. I wasn't paying attention, and assumed that Ol' Fisty just kicked Spidey in the head through the open window.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Turns out it was a syringe full of botox, and he got jabbed.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Pssht, nuthin' personnel kid.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Shoot in the air. The true NSM will be hit anyway.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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X-men go to space all the time, and Iron Man builds mechsuits.

Moon Knight is a crazy man who throws moon-shaped knives at gangsters. He's about as street-level as they get.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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He forgot he doesn't have webshooters, so he has them.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Proteus Jones posted:

I like to think it’s a JJJ themed bar.

Bring me pitchers!

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Samuringa posted:

I'm impressed that Peter managed to keep the fact that he is Spider-Man in his thoughts instead of having a spoken monologue in the middle of the street

Clearly you're the victim of another troll-edit.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Never forget that one of NSM's most vexing foes was an ordinary clown who turned to evil.

Someone with a weapon who knows how to use it will wreck NSM all day.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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It also intersects 'Foolish Spider' street.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Samuringa posted:

The one on the left is rethinking the choices she made in her life that led to this moment

She's hoping nobody notices her kimono was in the wash so she just wore a bathrobe.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Bruceski posted:

We're lucky the bad guy isn't the Gorden Craw.

On the other hand, suprise new villain Gordon Craw AKA The Crawfish

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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"I recognise this man!" Said Claw, embracing Peter tenderly.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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joehonkie posted:

That's like an amazingly uncomfortable way to hold a newspaper. Or anything.

That's because it's Colin Mochrie holding it from behind him.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Because him fighting back can only mean Spider-Man!


I can't find it, someone post the page where Thor is undercover at a construction site, but shows off such strength and always runs off to fight crime that the foreman thinks he's Spider-Man.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Between strips he was bashing his face against the wall, as it produced much the same results as talking to Peter.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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PoptartsNinja posted:

I know I'm like, two pages back.

But how is Golden Claw showing Peter this paper with his left arm?

Here, have an artist's* impression of how Claw has Peter in his deadly embrace.



*I am an artist in the same way the Peter is a journalist.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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The henchwomen have clearly done this so many times. "Oh look, Suwan is betraying Claw because of Jimmy again. You'd think Claw would stop using her for things..."

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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And now their hands are stuck inside the helicopter.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Given everyone's level of competence, and the helicopter physics discussed earlier, it seems possible that Kingpin sent the chopper into the death spiral by diving too hard, and the punches had nothing to do with it.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Know who else has a jetpack sometimes?

Next: Sabertooth!

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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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"I may be an old man, but I am also a kung fu master! And your size conceals a surprising amount of muscle. Therefore we should win against a magical young kung fu master and a guy who can lift small tanks!"

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