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Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Lurdiak posted:

Where are all the highlights.

Hey wizard taking a selfie, how come you're not in the OP?

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Jul 17, 2012

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Just gave up and admitted the colorist was right and nothing's actually wrong with Curt's leg, I guess.

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So instead of all of them going to the hospital in an ambulance, Peter leapfrogged Curt several city blocks (with no idea where he was going), threatened an orderly and then burst into an operating room. While the only one who can donate (at least according to the strip's idea of science) is running through traffic.

Also, he exposed his secret identity to Bruce in the process. For no reason.

The only way this could be more Newspaper Spider-Man is if one of the doctors punched him in the head.

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Jul 17, 2012

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drat, look at that lineart. Connors' leg is supposed to be literally covered in blood right now.

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"Do you want my autograph, or my blood?" should be the default response celebrities have to being recognized.

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Jul 17, 2012

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I like that the only time Peter gets to say something reasonable, he's immediately told "no, gently caress you".

It's the verbal equivalent of being punched in the head in a dark room.

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Jul 17, 2012

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Noper Q posted:

Then there's a three-way fight between Hulk-ified Lizard, Spider-ized Hulk, and Lizard-ated Spider.

Wait a minute, this is all just building up to Newspaper Spider Island.

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"P.S. if you keep a sample of my blood, I will find out where you live, fight your dog, and set your trash on fire."

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Jul 17, 2012

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That's kind of a step down from "Incredible".

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Jul 17, 2012

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I wish I could rate, not just this thread but each individual poster in it, a five.

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Jul 17, 2012

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It's entirely possible that by Sunday the syringes will have transformed into IVs.

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Jul 17, 2012

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nimby posted:

The alligator bite was still present in his blood stream but got irradiated by Hulk blood.

I really want this to be the explanation, because it implies this has absolutely nothing to do with the other time Connors turned into a giant lizard.

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Jul 17, 2012

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Otherkinsey Scale posted:

It's entirely possible that by Sunday the syringes will have transformed into IVs.

Called it.

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Jul 17, 2012

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"Is that my problem? 'Tail'? Ah gently caress, it is."

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It's happening.

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Jul 17, 2012

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"When Spider-Man fails, somebody else is ready to try!" is the one-sentence summary of this entire comic.

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Jul 17, 2012

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Elfface posted:

This feels like the setup for them to go all 'Steamed Hams'

"Good lord what is that!"
"Uh...Spider-Man."
"Spider-Man! At this time of day, in this part of the country, hiding out in your kitchen."
"Yes."
"I WANT PICTURES!"

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Jul 17, 2012

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Synthbuttrange posted:

if this is an infinity war crossover I'm going to die

Clown-9's nose was the Power Gem.

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Jul 17, 2012

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Enough with the butt and boob poses already.

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That wall appears to be made of bricks though.

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ImpAtom posted:

I enjoy the fact that the tension came from the question of if Spider-Man would be too stupid to remember he has superpowers and he almost was.

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Proteus Jones posted:

Homing pigeons can go 90mph, so that's not too shameful. They're the fastest bird in terms of wing propelled flight (peregrine falcons are the fastest in absolute velocity -- 200mph dives)

The pigeon in question wasn't flying at the time, though. It wasn't even walking.

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Haifisch posted:

Everything about that is amazing.

All-New Avengers was great, yeah.

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So the Lizard didn't want to hurt MJ, he just wanted to fight Peter specifically. And the Hulk also didn't want to hurt MJ, he just wanted to fight Peter specifically.

That means he's teaming up with both of them, so who's the antagonist now?

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Push El Burrito posted:

I didn't think Banner was a FYGM type of guy.

He's actually just being polite by suggesting the problem is he's the one who would be useless.

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Jul 17, 2012

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ConfusedUs posted:

Some amount of that got carried over into the MCU also.

Of course, the MCU took the best part of the Ultimates: Samuel L. Jackson as Fury.

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Jul 17, 2012

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Then JJJ and MJ drive off in their boat and they have to take the train back to the Everglades.

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Did JJJ get injected with Spiderman's blood too?

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SilverSupernova posted:

And then we learn that shortly prior to this, JJ got a blood transfusion from Banner. That's why they took so much out of him. He will save the day with his unlimited rage.

Next:

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Jul 17, 2012

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PERISH?

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graham cracker posted:

It was bound to happen some day.



Sorry for this, I couldn't sleep. I was too lazy thinking about pictures. Pictures of Spider-Man.

Never apologize for art.

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Jul 17, 2012

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The Lizard didn't crush the web shooters, he just cut off their air and put them into hibernation. They're fine now.

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Jul 17, 2012

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That's just ridiculous enough I can see it actually happening.

Synthbuttrange posted:



Yup, absorb all those reptiles into your chest.

The exact same thing happened to MJ before the Lizard showed up, he's not really making things any worse.

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Maybe he meant "a guy whose suffocation I wasn't personally causing".

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"I'm always angry! Except right now. Fear has quelled my rage."

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Bruceski posted:

And thanks to the colorist, Bruce has that log shoved in his pants even without editing.

As someone said in the last thread, Newspaper Spider-Man is an edit of itself.

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Jul 17, 2012

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davidspackage posted:

HULK NOT DYE HAIR! HULK HAIR NATURALLY BLACK WITH BLUE HIGHLIGHTS! TAKE BACK OUTRAGEOUS ACCUSATION OR HULK STUFF ALLIGATOR WHERE SUN DON'T SHINE!

He's going to throw it at Oregon instead of Jersey?

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Jul 17, 2012

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So since they've made a point that Spidey's blood stops the Hulk from transforming, clearly the solution here is that Spidey bleeds all over the Lizard until he changes back.

It's certainly a plan that plays to his strengths, anyway.

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