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MonsterEnvy posted:Over an issue we keep seeing him be upset about, that his wife makes more money than him. The
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Murdstone posted:With my powers I could catch that roadrunner and sell it to that coyote! Look how much he spends on that ACME stuff! I’d make a fortune! Look at all these inspection jobs I can do without any safety equipment, or fall protection gear! And with my spider sense for danger, I'll know right away if I don't remember to lock-out tag-out! Heavy industry, here I come!
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MonsterEnvy posted:He also tried to be a street performer before Jameson drove him away. Jameson says he does not like Spiderman but demands pictures of Spiderman incessantly. Curious. 
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:he could instead believe spiderman is his wife, but that's an entirely different sort of story. 
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"Me? Rob an armored car? I was just out for a Sunday drive with Spider Man's
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:She's the fall gal. Otto's going to tell the cops that May knocked out some guards and ripped the door off the armoured car. No one will question it. "It must have been her metal tentacles surgically attached to her body, which she then quietly removed and left no trace of!" The spider man universe really is amazing
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Murdstone posted:If Peter could get some villains in on this, they could make a fortune. Peter's wrestling Shocker, about to pin him, when suddenly 'Thunderstruck' starts playing, the announcer yells "IS THAT ELECTRO'S MUSIC I HEAR" the crowd goes wild and Electro makes his entrance. He could be the legit Vince McMahon, except that this storyline was all far, far earlier than WrestleMania and wrestling was seedy places with 100 people in the audience. Vince McMahon walked so that you could wall crawl, Spiderman.
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Jerusalem posted:Hmmm, if only there was some way to know that extensive testing was required before moving to human trials! Hell with that, I need a new arm more than some mouse does!
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Jerusalem posted:Spectator: Hey look, that guy pretending to be Spider-Man just made a terrible decision based on shoddy thinking that has no logical basis! He.... hey...... wait a second......... Also, he seems to be able to walk on walls too.
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Sep 6, 2023 16:42
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The slap heard round the sewer
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Sep 7, 2023 05:22
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"But Redford isn't out to destroy Spider Man!" Just shows what you don't know, Stan Lee.
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Sep 7, 2023 17:28
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Ah, the 80s, when this was somehow considered charming for women to hear and not extremely concerning.
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Murdstone posted:Fans are going to love watching him run around the ring avoiding the other wrestlers the whole match! That’s what they watch wrestling for! It's me, the fan who wants to watch a skinny guy do a zoidberg woOOOP Woop woop woop woop woop around the ring for two minutes, growing ever more disappointed that Jimmy "The Pectorals" does not seem to be able to just crush the guy's head in his fist.
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Pseudohog posted:There was this 'classic' from UFC - the fans started to get rather bored I think!  Gotta admit, that's something I haven't seen before. Ok, go be your best not-self in the ring, spidey!
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Looking forward to spider man realizing too late that this miiiight accidently kill his friend unless he gets lizard out immediately after incapacitation.
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MorningMoon posted:Peter that's a vial of piss, you just made anti-piss. It's not anti piss, it's just weirdly bubbling semi-sludge piss. It's piss but worse. Peter, you made piss worse somehow.
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Watch out, Peter, there's a giant shadow monster behind you!;
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MorningMoon posted:rear end in a top hat really showed up to throw his jacket on the chair, put it back on, and leave lol Females only know wrestling, sling hash and guys
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Sockser posted:Pete, you just administered a The Lizard antidote to the floor, did you even consider what the ramifications of that would be?! The floor is going to lose an arm
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I would like to think that the gunshots are people shooting at spider man.
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Peter confronts the question of whether he really CAN have it all: A family, a career path, a ridiculous wrestling side gig, AND being a superhero! (He cannot)
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Could have just said they were homemade, because he's a big spider fan. Technically still true!
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"The Hippo never laid a hand on him!" he says, after the Hippo had Spiderman in a hold.
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Jerusalem posted:That.... that wouldn't hold up in court, Peter. In fact it's a crime. You're committing a crime! JJJ was right???????
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MorningMoon posted:
Iron Mike over here is going to rob the wrestling club, and spider man is going to just let him go because "hey, I'm not the REAL spider man," before finding out that his inaction caused the murder of a resurrected uncle Ben.
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Snackmar posted:A daily letter? Holy crap if anyone I know sent me a paper letter in the mail every day I'd move away with no forwarding address It's the 80s, it's this or phone sex, and the long distance prices are still more obscene than they would be!
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Haifisch posted:With lying skills this good, it's no wonder nobody suspects that Peter Parker is Spiderman. You mean the professor, saying that being a TA is just a few hours per week, and not effectively teaching classes for him or grading all the homework?
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Oct 3, 2023 21:58
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 Jeez Peter, learn to satisfy your wife would you?
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MorningMoon posted:This implies that MJ thinks the spider sense works like in all other media while Newspaper Peter is fully aware that it just does whatever it wants Middle school boy spider sense
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Red Warrior posted:"Oh hey dude is that the locket I stole from that old lady a month ago?" 
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"The guy who shoots spider webbing definitely couldn't have just done that again and used the momentum to swing through the door on the other side! I am a very smart criminal, and
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Dude's gonna get nothing but perverts
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I think you found a ghost Peter, sorry 
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But doctor, I am spider man!!!
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Saoshyant posted:Oh poo poo, Spidey's dead! Nah, they just shot him in the Mysterio, that part is pretty survivable.
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