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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

I hope Pete has swung halfway across Miami before realizing he's carrying a fully enraged Hulk and not Curt.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2018 03:23

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 23:43

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

I went for a walk tonight and I found Rocket searching a food locker.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 06:57

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

There's that one issue of Spider-Man and the X-Men when he explains why he couldn't monetize his powers without exposing his identity, and gets all lovely when the students start explaining how he could have set up shell companies and trusts to make money without exposing his family

That whole series was incredible.

"Hey everybody Storm says I'm the new Wolverine!"
"I did not!"
"I'm the new Wolverine!"

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 16:17

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Connors appears to be going Super Saiyan.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 05:30

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Choco1980 posted:

No other part of him is hulk mode, just the freakishly huge angry green arm hanging off of wimpy Connors' pasty frame.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2018 21:25

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Ok but they have smartphones.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 08:12

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Quick, take some Lizard blood and put it in him!

# ¿ Jan 12, 2018 00:04

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Is a person low on blood? There's no way to be sure.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 04:49

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

I just hope it's revealed the real villain in this is Morbius.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2018 03:48

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

You have to use her full name. Annie May.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2018 08:16

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

The doctor's keeping track of his bitcoins.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2018 23:30

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Curt's arm grows back and he finds the cure for getting your arm cut off and lives happily ever after.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2018 02:08

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

He's more Lizard than man now. The only thing holding him back from becoming a Lizard was all the Connors blood.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 03:44

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Spider-Man is going to beat up an old man telling stories. It's really how Stan Lee should go.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 06:27

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

He actually requires a steady stream of regular human blood to not become the Lizard.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 17:21

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Bruce: "I hoped I'd never again have to do this..."
MJ: "You threatened to do it because there weren't enough pickles on your Big Mac 5 minutes ago."

# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 01:30

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Peter will turn into the Lizard. All blood transfusions turn people into the Lizard in the NSM universe.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2018 22:08

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Dr. Bruce Banner died in his sleep while sailing through the air.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2018 02:06

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

I'm imagining that nurse late at night in front of a white board. The words "Peter" and "Spider" written on them with a bunch of newspaper articles pinned up.

"What does it mean?!" she mutters as her husband calls her to come to bed.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2018 06:37

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Give us Newspaper Thanos and The Black Order already!

# ¿ Jan 30, 2018 15:46

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Later:

# ¿ Feb 2, 2018 01:52

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

This is better than I could have ever asked for.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2018 07:13

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Lizard creates a mutant race of human krokodil.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 02:52

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

The Power of the Lizard is a good porn name.

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Feb 10, 2018

# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 07:44

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

VictorianQueerLit posted:

Oh hi Lizard.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 17:23

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Xinder posted:

Is MJ the true mastermind behind all of Peter's villains?

MJ is in the middle of the most vast and longest running Make-A-Wish ever.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2018 02:32

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Proteus Jones posted:

I love when Spider-Man totally cuts loose and ends up stunning people who thought they knew his limits.

I’m really, really hoping Peter gets a moment like that in the Avengers movie.

E: poo poo forgot I was in the NSM thread. Thanos will probably take him out with a brick anyhow.

I mean, he was basically clowning on people in Civil War.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2018 07:35

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

I didn't think Banner was a FYGM type of guy.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 01:47

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

HIJK posted:

Never forget when Ultimates Hulk tried to kill Captain America for calling him a sissy while screaming "HULK NOT GAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

this was supposed to be the grim dark and gritty version of Marvel and instead they produced some of funniest slapstick I've ever read

I thought he told Hulk a bunch of aliens called him a sissy? I try to block that from my mind.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 07:50

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

And, to be fair, Mark Millar licks goats.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 17:42

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Bruce's stubble will soon cover his entire face.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2018 01:15

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Hop in sluts we're going to Lizard.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2018 23:31

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

head58 posted:

“In my modeling days, I learned to handle a boat like this.”

”IN MY MODELING DAYS, I LEARNED TO HANDLE A BOAT LIKE THIS!”

Yeah the arrival of JJJ kind of took away from how insane that line was.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 15:53

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

ImpAtom posted:

Let me also point out that Mary Jane is apparently the only one who knows how to drive a boat so Peter and Bruce's plan was like "go to swamp -> ???? -> In some funny way..."

Bruce forgot about that time he drove the boat earlier in the story.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 17:27

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

God I'm dying at Lizard's hands raised high like Mickey Mouse casting a spell.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 23:09

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

B... but pythons and gators are natural enemies!

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 02:41

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Pounded in the butt by the folly of man

# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 00:13

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

Next:

I love this thread.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 05:07

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

I had to make sure the sly look the gator gives the camera wasn't edited. I don't even know anymore.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2018 01:22

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 23:43

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

"He's a crook!" yell the murderers.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2018 02:42

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