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"What do you want on your tombstone?" "Pepperoni and cheese"  It's 2:37 AM and I can't get back to sleep because I'm laughing so hard. yw, goons
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jesus christ dude you better have had funny character names
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Jan 2, 2018 08:43
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you shot 500 pounds of pizza but can only take 80 pounds with you
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Jan 2, 2018 08:48
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Hector Beerlioz posted:you shot 500 pounds of pizza but can only take 80 pounds with you gently caress that poo poo. Leave little timmy on the side of the road to make room for more pizza. He’s got dysentery anyhow.
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Jan 2, 2018 08:54
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As hard as we tried, we just can't keep anything at all from the OP's superior detective skills.
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Jan 2, 2018 08:54
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It's "peperony and chease" you uncultured piece of trash
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Jan 2, 2018 09:05
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:It's "peperony and chease" you uncultured piece of trash Aw, that makes it less funny. 
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Jan 2, 2018 09:16
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:As hard as we tried, we just can't keep anything at all from the OP's superior detective skills. In my defense, I don’t eat frozen pizza.
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Jan 2, 2018 09:16
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UltraRed posted:Aw, that makes it less funny. Horrendous spelling makes it less funny?? Wtf?
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Jan 2, 2018 09:22
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Frozen pizza is great as long as you cook it first
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Jan 2, 2018 09:25
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:Horrendous spelling makes it less funny?? Wtf? “Cheese” looks like an easy mistake to make. Not knowing pepperoni ends with an I is too over the top.
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Jan 2, 2018 09:52
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UltraRed posted:In my defense, I don’t eat frozen pizza. Man, I've seen some MESSED UP posts on this forum but this......
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Jan 2, 2018 09:55
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:Frozen pizza is great as long as you cook it first you do what??
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Jan 2, 2018 10:00
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anyone else leave a pizza under the bed some nights and resume eating it for breakfast in the morning?
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Jan 2, 2018 10:01
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my husband that i met on a chris chan stalker forum and i eat under the bed pizza all the time
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Jan 2, 2018 10:02
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 heh, im too fat to leave a pizza uneaten in the first place, so it seems the joke, as they say, is on you!
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Jan 2, 2018 10:04
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I'm sorry op, you don't get the peperony and chease joke.
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Jan 2, 2018 10:15
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i know the dude whose save that is from and his name is in fact andy irl. oregon trail didn't use a save file, but instead actually overwrote part of the game whenever it saved data. he was big into file sharing in the early days of p2p stuff and his copy of the game ended up being the one that got passed around.
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Jan 2, 2018 16:46
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yeah that was their commercial thing at the time duh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKspf06XuaQ Samuel L. ACKSYN fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Jan 2, 2018 |
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Jan 2, 2018 16:57
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lonesomedwarf posted:anyone else leave a pizza under the bed some nights and resume eating it for breakfast in the morning? My girlfriends family leaves pizza in the box (closed, as if that makes a difference) on the kitchen counter overnight and will eat it the next day. Am I alone in thinking this is extremely hosed?
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Jan 2, 2018 17:20
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Professor Latency posted:My girlfriends family leaves pizza in the box (closed, as if that makes a difference) on the kitchen counter overnight and will eat it the next day. yes stop being such a squeamish coward
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Jan 2, 2018 17:21
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Professor Latency posted:My girlfriends family leaves pizza in the box (closed, as if that makes a difference) on the kitchen counter overnight and will eat it the next day. It's gross but not nearly as bad as putting it under a bed which is where all the bugs live. I mean it's probably fine health-wise, but room temperature pizza is the worst type of pizza. Either eat it cold out of the fridge (best way of consuming leftover pizza fyi) or reheat it.
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Jan 2, 2018 17:23
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Cheese contains animal products.
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Jan 2, 2018 17:24
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Professor Latency posted:My girlfriends family leaves pizza in the box (closed, as if that makes a difference) on the kitchen counter overnight and will eat it the next day. absolutely, aint nothin wrong with counter pizza, bitch tombstone is p good frozen pizza too, love those pepperoni chunks
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Jan 2, 2018 17:24
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Professor Latency posted:My girlfriends family leaves pizza in the box (closed, as if that makes a difference) on the kitchen counter overnight and will eat it the next day. For the health and safety of you and your girlfriend, never ever eat at her parents' place.
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Jan 2, 2018 17:27
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My girlfriend constantly has dysentery from eating pizza she keeps in a box under the bed
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Jan 2, 2018 17:30
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A guy i was dating left a half a pizza in the box in the back seat of his car all day and I had to talk him out of eating it. All day in the hot sun.
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Jan 2, 2018 17:33
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Hot sun heats up the car and acts as an oven, safest place for it
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Jan 2, 2018 17:33
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Professor Latency posted:My girlfriends family leaves pizza in the box (closed, as if that makes a difference) on the kitchen counter overnight and will eat it the next day. LOL, what? Spinster posted:A guy i was dating left a half a pizza in the box in the back seat of his car all day and I had to talk him out of eating it. All day in the hot sun. Are goons really this retarded about food safetly? That's fine. The worst part of any of this is the crust might be hard (but still perfectly fine to eat).
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Jan 2, 2018 18:41
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Parallax Scroll posted:i know the dude whose save that is from and his name is in fact andy irl. oregon trail didn't use a save file, but instead actually overwrote part of the game whenever it saved data. he was big into file sharing in the early days of p2p stuff and his copy of the game ended up being the one that got passed around. a true hero 
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Jan 2, 2018 18:47
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I once had to talk a friend out of removing a twinkie from its plastic armor before eating it. I still get shivers thinking about that
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Jan 2, 2018 18:50
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Neurolimal posted:I once had to talk a friend out of removing a twinkie from its plastic armor before eating it. I still get shivers thinking about that Bonus points if you don't chew. Then you get a nice zero calorie snack that can be re-eaten after you wash it off. 
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Jan 2, 2018 18:57
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Parallax Scroll posted:i know the dude whose save that is from and his name is in fact andy irl. oregon trail didn't use a save file, but instead actually overwrote part of the game whenever it saved data. he was big into file sharing in the early days of p2p stuff and his copy of the game ended up being the one that got passed around. This is cool
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Jan 2, 2018 18:58
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To be fair, naming a food product after a grave marker is kind of strange.
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Jan 2, 2018 19:13
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I like mausoleum brand mac and cheese 
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Jan 2, 2018 19:27
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Professor Latency posted:My girlfriends family leaves pizza in the box (closed, as if that makes a difference) on the kitchen counter overnight and will eat it the next day. My family does this and it's fine. Just eat it immediately the next day, don't leave it out too long. I also eat Domino's pizza with ketchup and salt, though, so your mileage may vary.
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Jan 2, 2018 20:55
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Teriyaki Koinku posted:I also eat Domino's pizza with ketchup and salt, though, so your mileage may vary. 
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Jan 2, 2018 20:56
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Teriyaki Koinku posted:I also eat Domino's pizza with ketchup and salt, though, so your mileage may vary. what the gently caress
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Jan 2, 2018 20:57
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"Despite modern depictions, hardly anyone actually rode in the wagons; it was too dusty, too rough, and too hard on the livestock." lol
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Jan 2, 2018 21:01
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Just lmao if you did anything but ford the river.
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