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Spinster posted:A guy i was dating left a half a pizza in the box in the back seat of his car all day and I had to talk him out of eating it. All day in the hot sun.
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UltraRed posted:Are goons really this retarded about food safetly? That's fine. The worst part of any of this is the crust might be hard (but still perfectly fine to eat). Not according to the USDA. What makes you think leaving cooked meat and dairy products at room temp + for a day is a good idea?
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Jan 2, 2018 22:05
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veiled boner fuel posted:Not according to the USDA. What makes you think leaving cooked meat and dairy products at room temp + for a day is a good idea? humans survived for hundreds of thousands of years eating poo poo that would make you cry, a little processed food at a less than optimum temp is at worst going to give you a belly ache. you're hardly at risk of botulism.
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BloodRed posted:humans survived for hundreds of thousands of years eating poo poo that would make you cry, a little processed food at a less than optimum temp is at worst going to give you a belly ache. you're hardly at risk of botulism. Ah so your definition of “fine” is “may cause you to poo poo yourself uncontrollably” apparently. So what’s the max time we should be leaving cooked beef and cheese in a 100 degree car and then eat it, food safety expert? 2 Days? 3?
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Jan 2, 2018 22:15
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Smell test
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Jan 2, 2018 22:16
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When I was about 16 I once ate the last part of a Subway club, with mayo and everything that I'd left on the floor of the backseat of my Thunderbird while it sat in the sun and I went golfing. Oddly the most delicious Subway sandwich I've ever had, and most probably should have killed me, but I suffered no problems. Well that's my story of how I almost committed suicide with a sandwich because of how dumb I am.
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veiled boner fuel posted:Ah so your definition of “fine” is “may cause you to poo poo yourself uncontrollably” apparently. you're getting confused old man, I never said it was fine I said a sore belly welly wouldn't kill you so if you are hungry eat it I don't care
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veiled boner fuel posted:Ah so your definition of “fine” is “may cause you to poo poo yourself uncontrollably” apparently.
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Jan 2, 2018 22:22
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Parallax Scroll posted:i know the dude whose save that is from and his name is in fact andy irl. oregon trail didn't use a save file, but instead actually overwrote part of the game whenever it saved data. he was big into file sharing in the early days of p2p stuff and his copy of the game ended up being the one that got passed around. liar
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Jan 2, 2018 22:22
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Blue Train posted:Smell test yep. its literally all you need for food safety. if it smells like something you want to eat, it's good to eat, short of preexisting contaminants.
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Jan 2, 2018 22:24
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I referenced this at a friends party, no one got it 
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Jan 2, 2018 22:26
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veiled boner fuel posted:Ah so your definition of “fine” is “may cause you to poo poo yourself uncontrollably” apparently. Yer' god drat right.
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Jan 2, 2018 22:34
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The gently caress is with everyone being such a germaphobe around leftovers? Pizza is full of salt and will be fine on the counter for days. Aside from dairy, American food doesn’t tend to go spoil readily. You’ll need days at room temperature for most things to go off. Even if food does start to spoil, the vast majority of microbes are harmless. If you’re worried about food sanitation then you need to be concerned about hand washing and proper prep as that’s where the majority of gastroenteritis cases originate, not spoilage.
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Jan 2, 2018 22:35
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I WILL NOT REST until you eat room temperature pizza. RIGHT NOW.
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Jan 2, 2018 22:42
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Can a boat be made out of pizza? Is such a thing possible? A pizza boat....that fords rivers?
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Jan 2, 2018 22:45
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Lime Tonics posted:Can a boat be made out of pizza? *Rips through loose printer paper on desk, runs a hand through greasy unkempt hair, wild eyed* No.... NO!
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Jan 2, 2018 22:47
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I left some pizza in the box on the counter and ate it the next day. Truly I am a disgusting monster.
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Jan 2, 2018 22:50
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Can you ford a fjord
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BloodRed posted:humans survived for hundreds of thousands of years eating poo poo that would make you cry, a little processed food at a less than optimum temp is at worst going to give you a belly ache. you're hardly at risk of botulism. people also died all the time from the dumbest stuff, like making GBS threads themselves to death after eating a pizza left in the back of their chariot all day realpost: there are hundreds of food-related enteric infections, many of which can actually kill you, and can grow in aerobic conditions. Many do not need to be living (and produce heat-stabile toxins) which can make you very sick Whooping Crabs fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Jan 2, 2018 |
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Jan 2, 2018 22:55
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It's extremely rare unelss you die of botulism after eating gas station cheese or smth
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Jan 2, 2018 22:57
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Blue Train posted:It's extremely rare unelss you die of botulism after eating gas station cheese or smth tell that to these people. Shiga-toxin producing E coli will destroy your kidneys https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Germany_E._coli_O104:H4_outbreak
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Jan 2, 2018 22:59
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Whooping Crabs posted:tell that to these people. Shiga-toxin producing E coli will destroy your kidneys We're talking about America not third world countries
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Jan 2, 2018 23:01
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Whooping Crabs posted:tell that to these people. Shiga-toxin producing E coli will destroy your kidneys
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Jan 2, 2018 23:01
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Lol if you eat a vegetable and double lol if you fall for big organics propaganda
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Jan 2, 2018 23:02
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UltraRed posted:LOL, what? it’s not just goons, tons of people think leaving pizza on the counter for more than an hour equates to creating poison no your highly processed, salty, greasy pizza will not suddenly become cyanide just cause you didn’t refrigerate it upon getting it, you could probably leave it in a window sill for a day and it would still be safe to eat though safe to eat is a bit of stretch for some pizzas when they’re fresh
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Jan 2, 2018 23:45
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The cheese is mostly wood the crust is mostly corn syrup the sauce too it'll be fine
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Jan 2, 2018 23:53
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it's a pizzagate reference. it was topical in its day but now it's a little dated tbh
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Came into thread wanting to know about the pepperoni and cheese joke, came out learning a significant portion of Goons would probably eat food out of a trash can
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Is it wrapped still? Nbd
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