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My girlfriend constantly has dysentery from eating pizza she keeps in a box under the bed
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When I was about 16 I once ate the last part of a Subway club, with mayo and everything that I'd left on the floor of the backseat of my Thunderbird while it sat in the sun and I went golfing. Oddly the most delicious Subway sandwich I've ever had, and most probably should have killed me, but I suffered no problems. Well that's my story of how I almost committed suicide with a sandwich because of how dumb I am.
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Jan 2, 2018 22:19
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Lime Tonics posted:Can a boat be made out of pizza? *Rips through loose printer paper on desk, runs a hand through greasy unkempt hair, wild eyed* No.... NO!
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Jan 2, 2018 22:47
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