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ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
"What do you want on your tombstone?"

"Pepperoni and cheese"




It's 2:37 AM and I can't get back to sleep because I'm laughing so hard. yw, goons

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ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

It's "peperony and chease" you uncultured piece of trash

Aw, that makes it less funny. :(

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

As hard as we tried, we just can't keep anything at all from the OP's superior detective skills.

In my defense, I don’t eat frozen pizza.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Horrendous spelling makes it less funny?? Wtf?

“Cheese” looks like an easy mistake to make. Not knowing pepperoni ends with an I is too over the top.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Professor Latency posted:

My girlfriends family leaves pizza in the box (closed, as if that makes a difference) on the kitchen counter overnight and will eat it the next day.

Am I alone in thinking this is extremely hosed?

LOL, what?

Spinster posted:

A guy i was dating left a half a pizza in the box in the back seat of his car all day and I had to talk him out of eating it. All day in the hot sun.

:doh:

Are goons really this retarded about food safetly? That's fine. The worst part of any of this is the crust might be hard (but still perfectly fine to eat).

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ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Neurolimal posted:

I once had to talk a friend out of removing a twinkie from its plastic armor before eating it. I still get shivers thinking about that

Bonus points if you don't chew. Then you get a nice zero calorie snack that can be re-eaten after you wash it off. :eng101:

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