CES 2018 : Just think how great e-Palette will be at Burning Man,

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infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

flakeloaf posted:

yup

wait what when did this happen

they were the cat's rear end in two tho....oh i guess it has been a while

remember how naturally speaking almost nearly worked about a decade ago? imagine it didn't improve any since then, but now siri exists

# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 17:58

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:49

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Shaggar posted:

siri is nuance

and still sucks but at least now it comes with your phone instead of spending $120 to poorly dictate word documents and emails

# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 19:33

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

lmao

"here is our essential phone xl. with a new 2 billion in venture capital, we plan to double the sales of our previous phone. can you imagine it? 100,000 phones!"

also we stuck a 2000s era logitech cueball cam on the top of it, for some reason

flakeloaf posted:

on the upside i can put up a kiosk without tools now

no scabs!

# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 15:19

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Jimmy Carter posted:

40-50% less hearing power output now.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 15:40

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

sony is selling a $2000 robot dog again, but only in japan

# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 15:46

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

razer...

# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 15:55

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

bonus chart

# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 16:07

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

faraday future discovers that you can impress idiots by making a frame with some plastic body panels move very fast

# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 16:39

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

so like the rest of the world he completely missed continuum, this phone

this dock

and the concept being a complete flop even though it worked perfectly

# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 16:58

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

if they make everything work wirelessly, switch on/off automatically, not kill your battery, and not painfully slowly, yeah people will probably use it assuming it does browsing and word processing without making GBS threads itself

e: without having to buy a bunch of dedicated purpose built hardware that only works to sync with your phone

# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 17:41

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Shaggar posted:

continuum can be done wirelessly and I bet if u had a bt mouse and keyboard paired it would work.

i love ya shaggs, but have you ever actually tried continuum/win10 over widi? assuming you could find something that actually worked, because no one wants to own the miracast stack and so everything is a shitshow of incompatible drivers and hardware

the lag is on the order of seconds. it technically works, but lol if you think you're going to use it for day to day poo poo without going nuts

# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 18:02

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 20:20

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

https://twitter.com/joannastern/status/950809627045670912

Keep Moving

# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 21:26

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

solution: buy a better phone and car

# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 21:48

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Shaggar posted:

its a very good phone

Endless Mike posted:

actually, it ran windows 10

# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 21:51

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

"This is the dumbest poo poo I�ve ever seen at CES."

this is a pretty bold statement considering the kind of poo poo that shows up at ces.

it's dumb as gently caress, but idk if it even cracks the top ten

# ¿ Jan 10, 2018 01:42

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2018 01:54

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

it's anything you want it to be, with wheels

# ¿ Jan 10, 2018 01:59

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

...that's the guy's last name

# ¿ Jan 10, 2018 02:03

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

pfft. those speakers don't even have a fridge in 'em

# ¿ Jan 10, 2018 16:30

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

qirex posted:

here's the off brand stupid crap I so dearly crave

this right here is why i'm seriously skeptical when someone says "this is the dumbest thing i have ever seen at ces"

# ¿ Jan 10, 2018 19:30

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 03:42

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

what if ur leftovers were on the internet?

# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 03:43

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 03:45

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Plank Walker posted:

finally, we can use technology to find out once and for all, who dealt it

and monetize it

# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 04:22

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

original startup idea do not steal!

# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 04:46

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

what if ur tv was a dog, but on the internet?

also it records everything you say and has a camera in it and we use it to sell you to advertisers

# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 05:44

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

it will eventually be hacked and used to bring down the internet on the eastern seaboard

# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 05:45

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

FCKGW posted:

bring back the polar bear tvs

whatever happened to that brand anyway? i feel like they had a big marketing push in north america like a decade ago, then disappeared

# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 05:46

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

just pretend i posted a sharper image catalog with the letters IOT inserted into the text at random

# ¿ Jan 14, 2018 18:27

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:49

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaAwo276Bxk

# ¿ Jan 15, 2018 20:29

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