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World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

Another year passed and another year of horrible cartoons to vote on. Welcome to the Sixth Annual Gay Abortions!

Previous Years' Gay Abortions:
2012, 2013, 2014, 2015 Mid-term, 2015, 2016 Mid-Term, 2016, 2017 Mid-term

Process:
Any poster may submit cartoons until 23:59 EST on January 10th (Wednesday). Please only submit a single cartoon for each category. Please only submit a specific cartoon to a single category, the exception being Overall Worst Cartoon. A post does not require a nominee for each category. Everyone is allowed one post in which to nominate cartoons. If you would like to change your nominees, please edit that post before the deadline on January 10th. Please do not submit anything produced after December 31st of 2017.

What was submitted to the Mid-Term Repository will be automatically entered for nomination consideration.

Not all submissions will be in the final lists. If your nomination did not make the list I am sorry.

Voting will begin immediately after the submissions are compiled into the post below this one. Voting will last till 23:59 EST on January 17th. The votes will be tallied and results announced as soon as tallying is done. Vote for each category by naming the category and the letter indicating that political cartoon. A template ballot will be provided.

Judges:
Abyssal Squid, Scholtz, and I shall be the judges this year. All hail us.
The judges may agree to veto any submission or trim a list if there are too many nominees. Please ask if you have questions about the Gay Abortions Awards or any part of the nomination and voting processes.

Rules and Suggestions:
Standard D&D rules apply.
Please don't quote all the images from a nomination post unless you intend to discuss all them.
For discussions about current politics not related to the Awards, please take it to the regular Political Cartoons Thread.
Post political cartoons of at least some prominence. Any thread regular or syndicated cartoonist is fine, pulling cartoons from a nobody's DeviantArt account is not.
Please don't submit a single cartoon for more then one category. The exception to this is 'Overall Worst Political Cartoon' which may be a previously submitted one or a stand alone.

:siren:Winners::siren:
Worst Breakup with 44:
1st Place

2nd Place

Garrison wins with 35% of the vote, followed by Rall with 19%. This is the only first place Garrison will take this year and the only award that Rall will get at all.

Worst Nazi Sympathizer Cartoon:
1st Place

2nd Place

"Punching a nazi makes you the real nazi" Bruce Tinsley with 33%. Branco with second at 26%.

Worst Cartoon about a Tragedy:
1st Place

2nd Place (tied)


Kirschen takes first at 36%, Branco and Ramirez tie with 11 votes each.

Worst Obituary Cartoon:
1st Place

Kirschen blows this out of the water with 85% of the vote. Kind of a small pool this year, so that's a good thing, right?

Worst Caricature:
1st Place

2nd Place

Ramirez wins with 28% with his abominations. Bill Leak, who died in March, gets one final award with 24%.

Worst "A Thing Happened" Cartoon:
1st Place

2nd Place

I feel bad that the #metoo campaign got listed into A Thing Happened. That said, Gary McCoy won by 52% of the vote for this vile cartoon. McKee in second with 18%

Worst Cartoon about a Movie:
1st Place

2nd Place

Ramirez wins between both of his entries with 96% (54% and 42%). We will probably combine Movies into A Thing Happened next year.

Worst Label:
1st Place

2nd Place

Ramirez is on a roll taking first yet again with 26%. Wolverton not far behind with 24%.

Least Concealed Bigotry (Racism) in a Cartoon:
1st Place

2nd Place

Gary McCoy made a comic nearly identical to the one that won for Leak last year with 65% of the vote. Picking up most the remaining votes for 26% is Branco.

Least Concealed Bigotry (Islamophobia) in a Cartoon:
1st Place

2nd Place

Kirschen wins both first and second, 22% and 21%.

Least Concealed Bigotry (LGBT) in a Cartoon:
1st Place

2nd Place

gently caress you Delonas, 53%. gently caress you Gary, 17%.

Laziest Non-Gorrell Cartoon:
1st Place

2nd Place

Ramirez get first yet again with a blow out 63%. Varvel gets 10% by copying and flipping a cartoon from eight years ago.

Most Easily Reinterpreted:
1st Place

2nd Place

Lester 35%, McKee 15%.

Overall Worst Political Cartoon:
1st Place

2nd Place

Glenn McCoy made this way back in February and people we're rightly calling it for Worst then. For comparing Betsy DeVos to Ruby Bridges, he wins with 51%. Garrison comes in second with 31%.

Best Edit/Parody:
1st Place

2nd Place

Rorus Raz/Pants Donkey's edit became the Politoons thread title and for good reason wins with 35%. Angular Cyrus's edit comes in second at 14%.
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Nominations:


Worst Breakup with 44







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Worst Nazi Sympathizer Cartoon









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Worst Cartoon about a Tragedy














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Worst Obituary Cartoon



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Worst Caricature







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Worst "A Thing Happened" Cartoon










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Worst Cartoon about a Movie



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Worst Label













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Least Concealed Bigotry (Racism) in a Cartoon







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Least Concealed Bigotry (Islamophobia) in a Cartoon









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Least Concealed Bigotry (LGBT) in a Cartoon









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Laziest Non-Gorrell Cartoon











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Most Easily Reinterpreted














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Overall Worst Political Cartoon








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Best Edit/Parody












World Famous W fucked around with this message at 08:42 on Jan 19, 2018

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Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

I didn't save cartoons with categories in mind but I was able to shoehorn something into most categories, at least.

Worst Nazi Sympathizer Cartoon

I'm reading this category as "RaHoWa-est Cartoon" and nobody can stop me

Worst "A Thing Happened" Cartoon


Worst Label


Least Concealed Bigotry (Racism) in a Cartoon


Least Concealed Bigotry (LGBT) in a Cartoon


Laziest Non-Gorrell Cartoon


Most Easily Reinterpreted


Overall Worst Political Cartoon


Best Edit/Parody

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Just gonna get this one out of the way for Overall Worst Political Cartoon of the Year:

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Gen. Ripper posted:

Just gonna get this one out of the way for Overall Worst Political Cartoon of the Year:



You have my vote there :catstare:

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

Worst Breakup with 44:


Worst Nazi Sympathizer Cartoon:


Worst Cartoon about a Tragedy:


Worst Obituary Cartoon:


Worst Caricature:


Worst "A Thing Happened" Cartoon:


Worst Cartoon about a Movie:


Worst Label:


Least Concealed Bigotry (Racism) in a Cartoon:


Least Concealed Bigotry (Islamophobia) in a Cartoon:


Least Concealed Bigotry (LGBT) in a Cartoon:


Laziest Non-Gorrell Cartoon:

for context:
2009


Most Easily Reinterpreted:


Overall Worst Political Cartoon:


Best Edit/Parody:

JerikTelorian
Jan 19, 2007



Gen. Ripper posted:

Just gonna get this one out of the way for Overall Worst Political Cartoon of the Year:



This aged well.

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type
Worst Breakup with 44:


Worst Nazi Sympathizer Cartoon:


Worst Cartoon about a Tragedy:


Worst Caricature:


Worst Label:

this cartoon certainly would win a lot of categories we unfortunately don't have


Least Concealed Bigotry (Islamophobia) in a Cartoon:


Least Concealed Bigotry (LGBT) in a Cartoon:


Laziest Non-Gorrell Cartoon:

Stiglich straight up traced a pacifier and slapped a sports team logo on it for a cartoon, and I still don't think it was his laziest piece

Most Easily Reinterpreted:


W, I hope this year if a single cartoonist has two candidates for a single category you'll include both cartoons if it's very hard for you to judge which is the worse one for voting :)

Trogdos! fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Jan 9, 2018

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

Gen. Ripper posted:

Just gonna get this one out of the way for Overall Worst Political Cartoon of the Year:



Trump wants to give AIDS to a baby. A really hosed up cartoon

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Overall Worst Political Cartoon:


Perhaps of all time.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Worst Cartoon about a Tragedy:


Best Edit/Parody:

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Worst "A Thing Happened" Cartoon

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:barf:Oh cripes I thought I was ready for this.
you are brave* people for reading this amount concentrated hate.



*or very foolish.

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Overall Worst Political Cartoon:


Perhaps of all time.

I keep forgetting this cartoon exists, and every time I see it I'm shocked by how unbelievably lovely it is.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

AnoHito posted:

I keep forgetting this cartoon exists, and every time I see it I'm shocked by how unbelievably lovely it is.

I can't even tell what's going on in it. Is it lovely in content as well as form?

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

Strom Cuzewon posted:

I can't even tell what's going on in it. Is it lovely in content as well as form?



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruby_Bridges

CassandraSupreme
Dec 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
They should have committed and used the r-word instead of "conservative"

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Strom Cuzewon posted:

I can't even tell what's going on in it. Is it lovely in content as well as form?

It's based on the Norman Rockwell painting "The Problem We All Live With," which depicts a little black girl enduring abuse as she's escorted to her newly-integrated school.



Betsy DeVos is the Secretary of Education, who is widely and rightfully maligned for A. having no education experience or qualifications at all for the post aside from donating millions to Trump's campaign and B. her commitment to defunding public schools and rolling back civil rights protections in schools.

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
"All I'm saying is that judging people on the content of their character is the same exact thing as judging them on the color of their skin."~Glenn McCoy

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
"You're being prejudiced against rich assholes who want to sabotage the country! It's just like racism" --a stupid fucker

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Overall Worst Political Cartoon:


Perhaps of all time.

I think the Limbaugh version was even dumber.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

I think the Limbaugh version was even dumber.

Dumber, but not as offensive.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
What's the Limbaugh one?

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Dick Burglar posted:

What's the Limbaugh one?

In 2009, Rush Limbaugh tried to become part-owner of the St. Louis Rams. He got dropped by the group he was going in on buying them with in part because the NFL player union opposed him buying the team, because of the racist bullshit he'd said in the past, including specifically about the NFL. Rush raised a stink about it and blamed political correctness.

That leads us to one of the worst political cartoons of all time.



You've got the hypocrisy of using an anti-racist painting to defend racism, but on top of that, Mike Lester appears to have no idea what was happening in the original painting. The Federal Marshals helping Ruby Bridges in the painting, but here, those figures are used to represent entities that oppose Rush Limbaugh. So we're to conclude that Mike Lester thought the Federal Marshals in the original painting were taking her to jail or something.

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009
Lester actually made a different version after everyone pointed out his hilarious mistake right?

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

tyblazitar posted:

Lester actually made a different version after everyone pointed out his hilarious mistake right?

Yes.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
"The Constitution allows me to do whatever I want, and face no repercussions ever, because that's what it says in the United States of AMERICA's Constitution."

letthereberock
Sep 4, 2004

The rights twin-obsession with being the silent majority that everyone agrees with as well as an oppressed minority at the same time would be hilarious if weren’t so gross.

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

It's telling that to both Lester and McCoy Conservative is a fitting equivalent to the n-word.

letthereberock posted:

The rights twin-obsession with being the silent majority that everyone agrees with as well as an oppressed minority at the same time would be hilarious if weren’t so gross.
:umberto:

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor
So I've been going through the thread (and some of this poo poo is really depressing to look back on), and I'm wondering if Actual Nazis should be disqualified from "Worst Nazi Sympathizer Cartoon." Redpanels guy was still around, and him being so open about it potentially lets the assholes making implicitly Nazi-supporting arguments (the McCoys, Lester, Branco) off the hook. As far as my brain lets me remember, Redpanels was the only one actively identifying that way (literally bowing out with a "Sieg Heil") but there may have been more.

CassandraSupreme
Dec 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I dunno. Racists gonna racewar but they usually are self aware enough to have either nuance or self depreciation. Mainstream Republicans like bill O tend to say way worse stuff because they don't even think it is controversial. Edgelord jokes about how many Jews fit in a car are horrific but they also recognize the Holocaust as real. Saying black NFL players have no reason to protest widespread police violence thugs getting what they deserve, well, doesn't.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia: In Memory of Bill Leak. :australia:

Worst Breakup with 44:

Leak, Jan. 13, Obama's Farewell Speech

Worst Cartoon about a Tragedy:

Zanetti, June 4, London Bridge Terror Attack

Worst Caricature:

Leak, Jan. 21, Obamas Leave the White House

Least Concealed Bigotry (Racism) in a Cartoon:

Leak, Mar. 3, On Human Rights Commissioner Gillian Triggs
Part of a long running series, see the 2016 winner for this category.

Least Concealed Bigotry (Islamophobia) in a Cartoon:

Leak, Feb. 22, Something About Schools?

Least Concealed Bigotry (LGBT) in a Cartoon:

Leak, Mar. 9, Melbourne Replaces A Few Traffic Light Red/Green Men With Red/Green Women

Overall Worst Political Cartoon:

Already nominated and not Australian but my archive folder labelled "worst of the worst" contained just this cartoon.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Trapezium Dave posted:

Least Concealed Bigotry (LGBT) in a Cartoon:

Leak, Mar. 9, Melbourne Replaces A Few Traffic Light Red/Green Men With Red/Green Women

This one is double dumb because it seems to be based on Conchita Wurst who is an honest to god drag queen and not transgendered.

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Trapezium Dave posted:

Least Concealed Bigotry (LGBT) in a Cartoon:

Leak, Mar. 9, Melbourne Replaces A Few Traffic Light Red/Green Men With Red/Green Women

I'm real curious about that train that seems to have freed itself from the tracks and joined regular traffic

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Eox posted:

I'm real curious about that train that seems to have freed itself from the tracks and joined regular traffic

Tram. It's dumb but not that dumb apparently.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010


Jesus that's sickening.

MixMastaTJ
Dec 14, 2017

sheep-dodger posted:

Worst Obituary Cartoon:


"The Day the Clown Died."

Like, the pun's RIGHT there. Why even make the cartoon if you aren't going to use it?

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

MixMastaTJ posted:

"The Day the Clown Died."

Like, the pun's RIGHT there. Why even make the cartoon if you aren't going to use it?

It's Kirschen, do I really need to say more?

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA
I don't mind the discussion of others nominations, but we do need more nomination posts in general.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017


quote:

On July 15, 2011, Bridges met with President Barack Obama at the White House, and while viewing the Norman Rockwell painting of her on display he told her, "I think it's fair to say that if it hadn't been for you guys, I might not be here and we wouldn't be looking at this together."

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Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


Might be off topic but how are categories determined? I'd like to see most opposite of reality or most unhinged.

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