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*Bad guys are doing drug things in a dark warehouse* The Count: ahh! ahh! ahh! Bad guy: Wha? Who's there's? Other bad guy (pointing): It's da count! * A hail of bullets hits all the bad guys except one who ducked. The last bad guy reaches for a gun someone dropped but right before he can reach it the Count is suddenly there pointing a gun at him.* The Count: I know vat you are thinking. Did he fire one two three four five shots or one two three four five six shots? Even the Count loses Count sometimes! ahh! ahh! ahh! But this is a forty four caliber magnum that's four tens and four ones, so, do you feel lucky punk? |
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*Sesame Street is buzzing with activity, lot of muppets and humans doing gritty things, enter Big Bird slowly walking down the street* Everyone all at once: "Big Bird comin." "Yo Big Bird comin ya'll." Grab your stuff Big Bird comin" *Sesame Street is suddenly completely empty and quiet.* Big Bird (knocking on a door): Snuffy, todays lesson is manners. When someone knocks on the door it's polite to answer. (long pause) If you don't learn it today Big Bird will come the next day and the next day and the day after that. *Aloysius Snuffleupagus slowly and sheepishly opens the door* Aloysius Snuffleupagus: H-Hiya Bird.
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