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a bunch of horses show up riding people. they think that people riding on horses is amusing and quaint, and offer to share a night around the campfire with the party.

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as the party takes the winding road around a farmstead, they notice that the farmer's 50 head of livestock are always facing them

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one of the party's horses falls in half and there's a smaller, matryoshka horse inside it. the new horse looks guilty

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a goat in the hamlet the party is passing through accidentally got into a giant growth potion, and now it's really big and eating the thatched roofs off cottages, but it also ate the town's hanging gibbet so it's sort of an incisive commentary on capital punishment too

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The party comes across a maiden milking a furred cow. She offers them a jug of milk that, when drunk from, makes them grow furry white moustaches. This doesn't have much practical application but if they ever want to look like old timey prospectors, it's a great magic item.

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legend tells of a nimble mountain sheep who can jump so high its fleece is dewy with cloud sweat. the party meets a spry aasimar who claims the famous sheep escaped from the Pasture of the Titans, and that the gods will grant them a boon if they recapture it.

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a farmer's pigs drink at a river filled with runoff from a distant warlock's castle, and the resultant magic immune pork is making the local population resistant to healing potions. also when the pigs get loose they're really hard to wrangle and sometimes phase in and out of existence. in short, this is a problem with many dimensions.

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the party meets a herding lad who leads to market what he claims is "the world's first half-cow", a pig mixed with a cow. He has enlisted the help of a local hedge wizard to make it fertile. But is this moral?

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Disaster strikes when a chupacabra with a rare mutant gene accidentally resurrects an entire herd of goats as dark children of the night, capable of the Mist Form, Spider Climb and Energy Drain abilities.

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The party are enlisted as judges in the county fair. No magic in this one, you just show them like five drawings you did of cows and sheep and ask them which one they think is best.

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