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Twenty Four


A can is sitting in the middle of the road. It can be ignored or kicked. Inspecting it reveals a normal looking rusty old can. If the adventurers kick the can down the road a random value coin falls out (but nothing too big to make the adventurers super rich compared to their current amount). Each time they kick the can another coin falls out, like a copper or silver piece or whatever. If this is figured out, the adventurers can keep kicking the can down the road until nightfall and the total amount of coin can be figured all at once. At nightfall after setting up camp they will eventually all fall asleep and the can will be gone in the morning. If they post a watch, they will accidentally fall asleep so the can is still gone in the morning. No one knows how or why.

In the end, they will have a bit more money (but not a significantly game altering amount), but having taken the time to kick the can and pick up the coins, they will only have traveled half or a quarter as far as they would have otherwise. This will take them longer to reach their destination with any possible consequences up to the DM.

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Twenty Four


The party happens upon a super emo bard of the lamest variety who only sings sad songs about wanting to die and begging to be put out of his misery. If they do nothing, he will just follow them around and sing really bad songs that cause a small temporary stat debuff. The party does not initially know this, but his lute is cursed, so if they destroy it he is actually a really cheerful and cool dude and will reward them. Alternatively they can grant him his wish from his songs and take his life, but if anyone takes his very expensive looking lute that probably sells for a lot they will take on the curse of the emo bard and sing crappy depressing songs all the time until they part ways with the instrument one way or another.

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A friendly dog approaches the party. He is a good boy.

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drilldo squirt posted:

In a meadow you come across two owl bears loving, like really going to town on each other. It's violent as all hell with chunks of owl bear and cum just getting everywhere. If you fail a will test you stop to look, taking a hit to your sanity.


blaise rascal posted:

On a critical fail you must join them

lmao

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