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- The party encounters an Odious Comic Relief of any species, who travels with them for 2D10 turns. Each turn there is a high saving throw against terrible physical comedy, pratfalls, stupidity and awful jokes. Each pratfall or stupid action of the Odious Comic Relief (oops, I fell onto this trapped chest, ouch) results in 1D20 damage against each member of the party except for the Odious Comic Relief, who is never injured in any way. After the 2D10 turns are completed, the Odious Comic Relief leaves the party. However, he is no longer resistant to damage, and a solid punch to the face causes him to drop 10D20 loot and pee his pants.

- A blob, sitting there, hanging out. Not mobile, not sentient, not harmful, not helpful, just a big inert blob. No actions by the party have any effect on it.

- The party encounters an old man, mumbling to himself, wearing a purple hat emblazoned with the words "MAKE THE WASTELANDS DIRE AGAIN." Any attempt by a player to engage the old man in conversation results in 1D6 loss of intelligence points.



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