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The space ships captain hungrily looks down at the unappetizing slop in his bowl and swallows a spoonful. "Ugh, gross" he mutters. Ever since the ships cook had been lost in that antimatter accident, Jim in engineering had taken over cooking duties, much to the crew's dismay. Picking up his plate and walking to the transporter, the captain once again teleports the contents of his bowl directly into his stomach. Jim walks by as the captain hurriedly tries to hide the bowl behind his back. "Oh h-hey Jim" he stammers, reaching back to teleport the evidence back to the kitchen unsuccessfully. Jim gives the captain the famous "triple bird", the most insulting hand gesture of the future.
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*Ordering food from the Star Trek replicator, which can make you literally any food you can imagine* "Computer, one lovely gas station microwave burrito, hot on the outside but cold in the center once you bite into it."
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