Blade Runner (and other sci-fi) but about food

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cda: by Hand Knit

LONGER THAN YOU THINK, DAD *slurps infinite noodle* LONGER THAN YOU THINK!

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 22:56

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 14:58

cda: by Hand Knit

"Greetings, Earthling" the Klorvax intoned, extending a firm, meaty haunch. "We have traveled many of your Light Years and are famished. Yet our delicious bodies have not yet lost their nutritional value and we are quite edible and not at all poisonous to your human metabolisms."

Lt. Gen Ridgley Hauer stared at the seventeen shapely marbled rumps of the alien, which smelled sweet, like cranberry sauce, the real kind, not the too-sugary canned kind. He turned to a soldier standing behind him.

"It may be a trap. Soldier, go eat that alien."

"Sir, yes sir!" the soldier shouted. He already had a knife and fork, to be prepared.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 15:41

cda: by Hand Knit

google THIS posted:

Phyllo: Me fifth course - dessert. Me protect you.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 21:14

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