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ShinyBirdTeeth

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The teleporter crackled to life. The porter's empty arch slowly filled with a shimmering sheet of yellow energy rippling and bubbling like a fondue pot. Sgt. Flex Grundle pushed his meaty hand into the mass: It was thick, heavy, and warm. A vent of steam blew out from the portal around his arm.

"Careful lads, I expect some more gas coming on, but never mind that. Tuck in!"

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ShinyBirdTeeth

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It was a marvel of engineering, a torus with a radius of two hundred thousand kilometers orbiting a lonely star. No one knew who had built the donut world, but it was sprinkled with ancient relics.

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Soylent Maroon is also people, but it is dragon fruit flavored so you take the good with the bad.

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"Where we're going we don't need eyes to sear!"


Opening the Lament Configuration to find an infinite Golden Corral.

La Plančte sausage

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