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kirk licks his lips for the tenth time today "i cant believe this has happened to us" "logically captain, the results would be the same no matter who this happened to. besides, you cannot cheat death and were bound to die eventually" "dammit spock, i still have years left in me! i want to live! drat that khan! being stranded on an island with food only feet away is torture!" "that it is, captain, he certainly got the better of us today" "and those fish look so delicious, have you noticed how fast they go? their muscle meat must be a huge portion of their mass..." *kirk starts drooling again* "i can come up with only one solution captain, i will dive in and throw a fish to you. the acidic ocean will take a few seconds to kill me, just long enough for one catch. plus the fish will last longer with one less mouth to feed. it's logic, captain. then perhaps you will survive log enough for a rescue" "my old friend...yes do it, i'm starving. havent eaten since breakfast" ---------------- |
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i shudder to think what horrifying semi-edible 'friends' this universe's Sebastian would make
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