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Dog Jones
Nov 4, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Jose posted:

He wasn't very good at making bombs all things considered

how come?

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Dog Jones
Nov 4, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
FBI Profiler noting that his psychology Phd is pulsating like the triforce: Hm. A timber industry lobbyist, killed by a wooden bomb. Im gonna say uhhhhhh.... this is uhh...... not...? a coincidence? Its likely that the suspect has an affinity with wood, or a pile of wood. Hey may have access to trees.

Dog Jones
Nov 4, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
FBI Special Agent (bomb safety captain): I went to Harvard to study crimainal minds in the lab. wooden man killled by wooden bomb... Wooden man. wooden.... BOMB! Okay, thats TOO hosed up... This is the classic behavior of a Type 'D' "ironic" sense of humor.

Dog Jones
Nov 4, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Jose posted:

why did netflix make some show about him getting caught when it was entirely because his manifesto got published and his brother recognised the way he talks

PRetend you are a netflix exec, looking for the next binge watch show... youre rich and powerful and your #1 nightmare is a bomb ending the party early:

Imagine white osama bin laden with young sheldon IQ in a hoody + sunglasses. And iamgine if the joker (Batman: Dark Knight) had his mind hosed up by MKULTRA, CIA so bad he forgets his sense of humor and he just moves into a isolated shed.... yeah. Hes out there all day in a weird shed, cooking up bombs out of nothing but wood, tree sap, nails, bomb chemicals, etc. like the hero (villain?) of breaking bad. And he uses a special math theorem, to turn the post office and mail system, into his own personal US air force. And he puts the hoody of his hood up so its too hard to recognize him when he goes to mail his bombs.

The FBI could not catch him.... and this was the real FBI (silence of the lambds FBI) from the 90s not the millenium FBI (9/11/2001 FBI)... This isn't the type of hosed up nick toons they were showing back then, it was real. Mad Men in the 90s. House of CArds with a beard in a shed. Batman and robin are fake poo poo for movies, like hannibal lecter and criminal psychology... the FBI is about to learn that timothy mcveigh's bomb may as well be the 1993 world trade center bomb, compared to the "9/11 of serial bombers".... UNBABOMBER

I am hoping to be doing that as my real job one day (coming up with web shows and other creative ideas), which is why this post is tighter than normal.

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