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Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
laughing out loud at the people who are rating this thread 1

America rules :qq:

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Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
:five:

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Japex posted:

In what world are Americans only working for 4 hours a day? Most Americans are working 2 full-time jobs (8 hour shifts) and spending maybe 2 or 3 hours of their day watching television, playing video games and browsing the web assuming they're not deathly ill because of the for profit healthcare industry and covert experiments they're subjected to.

edit: america is ok, but could be better if the humans were treated ethically

I think what you're trying to say is America sucks, which is an accurate statement.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
america is real bad

its awful

donal trump personally sent himself to yemen with the seal 6 team or whatever and personally shot an 8 year old american girl who liked minnie mouse cartoons and did a reverse bengazi there, the same country that he is helping the saudis starve out and bomb the population in an unconstitutional authority

but hey at least the trade war is coming to make sure that america only gets the best deal, gently caress you

a primate
Jun 2, 2010

American trade warriors are looking at Canadian steel imports next so the thinly veiled open America hatred up here is gonna get a whole lot worse

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

9/11 never 4wheel

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

nopantsjack posted:

awful lotta whities in this video

It was filmed for the Iowa primary...


Also lolling how the US has basically become a banana republic run by a mentally dubious strongman type leader.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

etalian posted:

Also lolling how the US has basically become a banana republic run by a mentally dubious strongman type leader.

This but also that the opposition has failed utterly to capitalize on any of his many, many weaknesses.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


etalian posted:



Also lolling how the US has basically become a banana republic run by a mentally dubious strongman type leader.

its what, the 3rd time this has happened in the last 40 years?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



American by birth, southern by the grace of God

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

DancingShade posted:

This but also that the opposition has failed utterly to capitalize on any of his many, many weaknesses.

because dems arent really opposition. the real opposition has been systematically murdered by the feds and cops over the last 300 years

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/DeptofDefense/status/970461390283587585


:laffo:


This was an open secret for decades, but lol they just came out and said it ahahaha

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Frijolero posted:

https://twitter.com/DeptofDefense/status/970461390283587585


:laffo:


This was an open secret for decades, but lol they just came out and said it ahahaha
I appreciate that they used the word correctly, not accurately.

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

A Buttery Pastry posted:

I appreciate that they used the word correctly, not accurately.

it's so good lol

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

LinYutang posted:

I have a fulfilling full time job with great benefits and pay

I love America 🇺🇸

the labor aristocracy is real

HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

DancingShade posted:

This but also that the opposition has failed utterly to capitalize on any of his many, many weaknesses.

Uh, sir, can you stop regurgitating Russian propaganda pls?

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Scent of Worf posted:

the labor aristocracy is real

read settlers

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Frijolero posted:

https://twitter.com/DeptofDefense/status/970461390283587585


:laffo:


This was an open secret for decades, but lol they just came out and said it ahahaha

yeah this is pretty bad lol

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

I'm sorry you hate freedom

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Imagine living in a country with only three varities of ranch

My God, what an orwellian hellscape that would be!

HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos

some good americans

HorrificExistence has issued a correction as of 03:22 on Jun 18, 2018

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Frijolero posted:

https://twitter.com/DeptofDefense/status/970461390283587585


:laffo:


This was an open secret for decades, but lol they just came out and said it ahahaha

people are too worried about crisis actors and their opposing party having rapist politicians to give a poo poo. there's such an overflow of nothing mattering that when things actually matter it just makes people give a hearty ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

The only good things about America are butt loving and cheez-its, and you can get all that poo poo anywhere

HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/980175772206993409

Die America Die

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
amerikkka

Madtrixr
Nov 27, 2010


america sucks dude

HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOMhI4Duolw

HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos
A reminder that only 11% of Americans polled blaimed the national guard for the kent state massacre


It's not a few bad apples. EVERY AMERICAN IS BAD.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



got any sevens posted:


9/11 never 4wheel

Snopes doesn't even have an article about this one, did you make it yoursel?

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

HorrificExistence posted:

A reminder that only 11% of Americans polled blaimed the national guard for the kent state massacre


It's not a few bad apples. EVERY AMERICAN IS BAD.

all people are bad because we were never meant to be in groups larger than a hundred or so

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I unironically love McDonald's and Ranch dressing.

There's a lot that's bad about America but not those things. Not those!

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Also good: Taco Bell paired with Mountain Dew.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


when i was a kid and i went to america i liked mountain dew cause it was insanely sweet

even then american "candy" and snack cakes or whatever were unbearably trash though

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/J_Nubz/status/992541025037103106

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
it's not that america sucks

it's that white people suck and they make up the majority of america

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Gringostar posted:

it's not that america sucks

it's that white people suck and they make up the majority of america

Exactly, I'm fairly sure that the soil itself isn't haunted and evil. It seems to be that everyone walking on the the land are garbage fires.

Save America, purge all Americans.

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

I was watching a US soccer friendly at a bar like a month ago and when the national anthem started playing almost everyone in the bar took their hats off and stood up for it.

It was the weirdest creepiest loving thing I've ever seen. I didn't figure out if they looked at me angrily because I didn't stand up or because I was laughing at them.

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viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Gringostar posted:

it's not that america sucks

False.

Gringostar posted:

it's that white people suck and they make up the majority of america

True.

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