2018 Forever Midterms Official Thread: congrats mr. president on your victory

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The Unlife Aquatic: Jun 17, 2009; Here in my car
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is trump going to try to dissolve the senate and house if the dems win? i bet he will

# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 01:45

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The Unlife Aquatic: Jun 17, 2009; Here in my car
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

god i hope so

fox news arguing we need to save democracy by suspending it; liberals will just repeat "this is not normal" while crying and hiding under a blanket

# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 01:56

The Unlife Aquatic: Jun 17, 2009; Here in my car
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anime was right posted:

what its a bipartisan blanket we decided upon by committee huh what then

then republicans will pretend to crawl in too so they can rat out lieberals that are against eternal president trump

# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 02:04

The Unlife Aquatic: Jun 17, 2009; Here in my car
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lol like theyll let sanders even register to run

theyll put up hilary again and lose again

# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 02:09

The Unlife Aquatic: Jun 17, 2009; Here in my car
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iunno trumps diet is just unhealthy enough that he might explode alien style

his heart will skitter away from his body and join the cockroaches infesting the white house

# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 02:18

The Unlife Aquatic: Jun 17, 2009; Here in my car
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then weve got alien but with republican wonks so really everyone wins

# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 02:19

The Unlife Aquatic: Jun 17, 2009; Here in my car
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An insane mind posted:

We need an alien species that's hostile to earth and/or unfuckable to try and invade. It's my only hope for race, gender and class to not mean anything so humanity can work together to improve itself. We need an outside enemy, I mean I know that's actually Global warming and poverty, but I mean one where half the population can't go...I don't believe you.

the rich and powerful would just blither about how we don't understand their "perfect transcendent motives" hth

# ¿ Oct 13, 2018 19:16

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EugeneJ posted:

Unless the stock market drops another like 7,000 points, Trump can keep claiming "your 401k went up on my watch!" and get away with it

given the scale of the economic collapse it looks like we're on the edge of it's entirely possible but it won't make his voters turn on him lol

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Azathoth posted:

Caligula's horse, dug up and reanimated via dark magic, and inducted into the Senate by a loophole in the rules stating "turn's out there's no rule that says a horse can't be Senator!" would be a better Senator than Booker.

so what youre saying is we need to replace the senate with dead horses

checks out

# ¿ Nov 2, 2018 19:06

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