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| 18th Century Gentleman, looking at Watts' Steam Engine: ... gently caress... Black Mirror is coming to life | |
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Jan 7, 2018 20:29
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*waking up, looking in the mirror and realizing you're a minority*: gently caress... |
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Jan 7, 2018 23:31
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It's funny how *tap tap tap* How you're all *tap* basically you're just *tap tap tap tap TAP* you're slaves to technol*tap*ogy! GOT EM! Sorry had to catch the new Morty in the Rick N Morty pokemon game haha. *tap tap tap* |
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Jan 7, 2018 23:33
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deep dish peat moss posted:It's funny how *tap tap tap* How you're all *tap* basically you're just *tap tap tap tap TAP* you're slaves to technol*tap*ogy! GOT EM! Sorry had to catch the new Morty in the Rick N Morty pokemon game haha. *tap tap tap* |
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Jan 7, 2018 23:49
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Who here is old enough to remember the three weeks that "Like" cola was on the market? A product well before its time.
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Jan 8, 2018 00:25
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*Watching Crystal Pepsi commercial* There's gonna be a Black Mirror episode about this fuckin soda, that's for sure.
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Jan 8, 2018 01:42
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Jesus, dude...the soda is clear. It has no coloring. You think it's going to be lemon lime or seltzer but its just loving with you. ic an't wait to see what the twisted brains who write for Black Mirror do with this poo poo. Or is it too late? Are we already living in the Black Mirror?
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Jan 8, 2018 01:43
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*watchign a Butterfree flying around in front of the Wawa through my iPhone* woah...fuckin-a man, you remember that episode of Black Mirror with the soldiers? This is just like that.
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Jan 8, 2018 01:46
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theres a small mans hand under every post and it feels you click it
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Jan 8, 2018 01:56
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| compiling every episode of Black Mirror to watch later in a big marathon so i can maybe think of a one sentence joke for this thread | |
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Jan 8, 2018 02:03
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Putty posted:compiling every episode of Black Mirror to watch later in a big marathon so i can maybe think of a one sentence joke for this thread that's just like what happened in that one episode of black mirror |
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Jan 8, 2018 02:48
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*website requires me to enter one of those "I am not a robot" captcha things* Black Mirror was a documentary, man.
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Jan 8, 2018 03:24
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*watches that scene in the Matrix where Neo disconnects from the Matrix* Wow. Rip off Black Mirror much? Idiots.
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Jan 8, 2018 03:27
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Koishi Komeiji posted:*website requires me to enter one of those "I am not a robot" captcha things* Lol |
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Jan 8, 2018 03:29
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| ... We'll let you out of this insane asylum, Mr. Phipps,... All you have do to is prove you're not a robot... | |
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Jan 8, 2018 03:35
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treasure bear posted:theres a small mans hand under every post and it feels you click it |
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Jan 8, 2018 07:22
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“A man has to do WHAT in the first episode!? Disgusting. I can’t believe what they allow on tv these days.” *Activates parental controls for child’s ocular implant* |
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Jan 8, 2018 07:25
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Me: Hey man, how’d the Tinder date go? Roommate: It was pretty good. Me: Nice! Think you guys are gonna keep seeing each other? Roommate: I dunno, I don’t see this working out for more than a couple of weeks to be honest. [I zone out for a moment] Roommate: You good? Me: seasonfourepisodefourseasonfourepisodefourseasonfourepisodefourseasonfourepisodefour |
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Jan 8, 2018 07:32
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Saying ‘beep boop’ to the tune of Jaws. |
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Jan 8, 2018 07:41
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Macnult posted:Saying ‘beep boop’ to the tune of Jaws. |
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Jan 8, 2018 08:48
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Can you hear us, David? Yes... I can hear you. But I’m confused.. How did I get here... That’s not important now. Please, focus. Is there anything unusual about your surroundings? Nothing strange. My fridge, looks like. Seems normal. [DAVE trepidatiously reaches into the fridge to grab a can of soda. He pops the tab and a dramatic chord plays. Seeing what he holds, Dave drops the can in fright, and it falls to the ground, spilling clear liquid.] |
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Jan 8, 2018 10:53
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Am I really a simulation or am I just a person pretending to be a simulation |
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Jan 8, 2018 15:37
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Everything is all made up of ones *holds index finger up high* and zeros *throws ‘ok’ gesture down low* ya looked |
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Jan 8, 2018 18:22
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"Alexa play Mr. Robot" *Mr. Robot starts playing on smart TV "gently caress this future is so dark" ---------------- |
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Jan 9, 2018 06:51
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I didn't ask for this.
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Jan 9, 2018 07:20
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OI WOT IF YER JOB WAS PAID IN LIKES? SO WOT IF WIFI COULD 'EAR YER FOUGHTS? OI- OI- WOT IF A VIDEA GAME WUZ UR JOB, M8?????? --more than half of the black mirrors |
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Jan 9, 2018 10:21
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Chasterson posted:"Alexa play Mr. Robot" |
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Jan 9, 2018 11:37
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*watching the shaman transplant the fire flower to a new home* dam...me am living in dystopian future now
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Jan 9, 2018 15:19
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wwhat if flame of gods was EVERYWHERE?
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Jan 9, 2018 15:20
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*The Black Mirror guy is thinking so hard veins are bulging out of his forehead* What if ...... technology ..... was ....... bad?
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Jan 9, 2018 16:24
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Koishi Komeiji posted:*The Black Mirror guy is thinking so hard veins are bulging out of his forehead* What if ...... technology ..... was ....... bad? “Turn your monitor on.” Black Mirror guy: “shh I’m thinking” |
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Jan 9, 2018 19:11
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*accidentally drives on no cash toll road* *gets fine in the mail* *buries car in backyard and disappears to join the resistance* |
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Jan 9, 2018 20:11
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My name is John Black, codename: Black Mirror. I'm a computer cop. I hunt bad guy computers and "delete" them. Crime scene investigator (looking at dead body of guy killed with an axe): It looks like the Killer computer strikes again. Used an axe to kill this guy. John Black: It looks like this guy......got hacked *puts on sunglasses* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o
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Jan 10, 2018 03:33
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It turns out in the end John Black was a computer and all the computers were actually humans.
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Jan 10, 2018 03:35
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Koishi Komeiji posted:It turns out in the end John Black was a computer and all the computers were actually humans. 
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Jan 10, 2018 03:36
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Koishi Komeiji posted:My name is John Black, codename: Black Mirror. I'm a computer cop. I hunt bad guy computers and "delete" them. I bet the cop is the real computer |
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Jan 10, 2018 12:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH1ekuvSYzE Too real, man. |
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Jan 10, 2018 15:17
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Season 3 of a TV show: Have you ever considered that the future... could be bad? Me: 
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Jan 10, 2018 16:52
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Black Mirror Narrator: What if 1984 was a computer? *A million bloggers simultaneously fire up their laptops and start writing think-pieces* ---------------- |
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