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Nov 10, 2016

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The Golden Globes are on tonight! As usual they will be questionably awarded to whoever the HFPA wanted to give a hand job to this year, but in a change of pace, there will hopefully be some people talking about how bad serial abusers are! Hosted by Seth Meyers because if they gave the mic to Ricky Gervais he'd probably make a million jokes that are too uncomfortable for rich assholes who run things.

Everyone is wearing black today to support Time's Up! which is an organization started to fight against sexual harassment and abuse in all careers and workplaces, not just Hollywood. It's pretty cool and maybe later I'll put a link in the OP for people to donate.

Post about fashion and speeches and who did or did not deserve to win, but remember, these people nominated The Tourist for a bunch of awards and it sucked poo poo, so nothing actually matters.

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Nov 10, 2016

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Here's a link to donate to the Time's Up Legal Defense Fund. It's a little funny that it's just a GoFundMe but I'm ignoring that because it's a good cause.

Also, I'm TOXXing myself here: I will donate $20 to Time's Up for every star who has been in a Woody Allen movie who is asked about Woody Allen on the red carpet, as well as every Woody Allen joke made during the ceremony. I'll donate $20 if, like I expect to happen, everyone clams up. Join me!

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Nov 10, 2016

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every time JT shows up on the tv i yell "ask him about wonder wheel"

but they won't because red carpet interviewers have less of a spine than your average jellyfish

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Nov 10, 2016

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reminder: golden globes are so early in the year because the Oscars moved their nomination announcement back to before the Globes and it made them completely irrelevant

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Nov 10, 2016

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million percent certain the "hollywood foreign press is three words trump hates" joke was made last year

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Nov 10, 2016

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one woody allen joke: $20 to Time's Up.

it was a kinda lame joke but still

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Nov 10, 2016

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that's some terrible delivery for a great actress, Chastain

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Nov 10, 2016

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I hope Amy Poehler just takes over as host from here

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Nov 10, 2016

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did she mention reese at all?

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Nov 10, 2016

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keith urban gets his hair styled by the person who did Jennifer Aniston's hair during Friends.

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Nov 10, 2016

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Woody Harrelson is awesome in 3 Billboards and I think he did better than Rockwell, although all of the actors in that movie were awesome.

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Nov 10, 2016

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Le Saboteur posted:

Is there a reason why she left out Reese Witherspoon, that was odd.

i think i've heard rumors that the two were at odds with each other a lot during production of Big Little Lies. which makes this:

https://twitter.com/samuelaadams/status/950174889222311937

the most impressive bit of acting I've seen out of Reese in a few years

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Nov 10, 2016

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Problematic Pigeon posted:

Yeah, she was the second person she thanked, after her kids.

oh, never mind then

somewhat relatedly i heard a hilarious rumor that the reason Jake Gyllenhaal wasn't nominated for awards for Stronger this year was because Mark Wahlberg was pissed that he missed out on the part/pissed that no one thought his performance in his Boston Marathon Bombing movie was any good and he went on a one man campaign to gently caress up Gyllenhaal's awards chances (which Gyllenhaal doesn't really care about anyways, so he didn't bother fighting back)

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Nov 10, 2016

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TALK ABOUT HOW RACIST HE WAS, ZAC

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

just googled it

HOLY poo poo

here's a great article about the whitewashing going on there

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Nov 10, 2016

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i thought Adlon was gonna get is as sort of an apology for her best friend being incapable of not taking his dick out in front of people

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Nov 10, 2016

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Reminder that Elizabeth Moss is the member of a cult that actively covers up accusations of rape against it's members

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KoRMaK posted:

Same.

I had no idea gylenhall was in a Boston bombing movie this year.

it's supposed to be really good, I love Jake Gyllenhaal. It's sitting on my dvd player racking up redbox charges as we speak

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Nov 10, 2016

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KoRMaK posted:

Why ain't this lady wearing black??

because she got a dopeass dress.

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Nov 10, 2016

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roseanne is back from hollywood exile

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Mister Mind posted:

Kind of worried about the new Roseanne series at the moment.

people i trust about these sorts of things have seen the first couple of episodes and liked it. everyone on that show is so loving talented, Roseanne included that they'd have to actively work to gently caress it up.

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Nov 10, 2016

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Can't wait for Alienist

it's gonna be the sequel to Aliens that everyone has been waiting for all this time.

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Nov 10, 2016

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Pasek and Paul are half-way to EGOTing and nominated for two grammies this year. Two years ago at this time they were basically nobodies. that's a pretty cool story.

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Nov 10, 2016

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Emma Stone you are lovely and beautiful but you should really come out and say "hey i was in some woody allen movies and he's bullshit" thank you

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Timby posted:

Too bad their attention is coming from a dogshit feel-good movie about one of the worst human beings in the history of entertainment.

i mean, most of their attention came from La La Land and Dear Evan Hanson, this was just like icing on the cake

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Nov 10, 2016

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nerdman42 posted:

I didn't know how desperately I wanted Tommy to give a speech to a crowd of actual filmmakers but now I need it more than anything

wait for the Oscars, that one will be the real victory.

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Nov 10, 2016

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why isn't Laura Dern nominated for Twin Peaks?

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Nov 10, 2016

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I'm super pumped to see I, Tonya

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Nov 10, 2016

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lol the HFPA realized that "hey lets give some random actor/actress' kid a job" was kinda tacky so now they're just spiffing it up a little bit.

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Nov 10, 2016

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lol kirk douglas is so old that they gave him the old person's award 50 years ago

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Nov 10, 2016

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if i ever get that old i want someone to put a pillow over me and end it

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Nov 10, 2016

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fun fact: Michael Douglas once said that the reason he got throat cancer was eating pussy

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Nov 10, 2016

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woof

https://twitter.com/entylawyer/status/950195192925073408

(this guy is a noted hollywood gossip guy so this is probably at least partly true, and also unsurprising)

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Nov 10, 2016

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I'm very surprised that First They Killed My Father didn't win, normally an opportunity to starfuck doesn't come along in the foreign film category.

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Nov 10, 2016

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Dunkirk is super good, and I really don't like war movies.

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aaahhhhhh Darren Criss!

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I just learned that In The Fade is about German Neo-Nazis killing a lady's family so it makes a lot more sense as to why it won.

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Nov 10, 2016

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i know it's supposed to be good but i can never not see that as Glee meets How I Met Your Mother

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wait are those really the five best comedies airing right now?

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Nov 10, 2016

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aw, aziz is emotional!

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