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I pitched an idea to a friend of mine a few years back. There's an office with larger elevators that can accommodate like, 20 people and they often rent out the scenic view, upper level conference rooms for events. A group is holding a family reunion,but it's all invitation because the host was adopted and never knew his father, but he works at one of the genetic heritage testing sites so he tests his own and find a ton of people that have high probability of being close relatives (mostly full and half siblings). The first people start trickling in and we see some resemblance, but they are standoffish. A large group all meets in the lobby and go into the elevator together, quiet at first. Eyeing each other suspiciously because something just isn't right. Elevator breaks. Four hours go by and the people in the elevator all eventually start to share stories as they are trapped, we see the tables and all the flashbacks, and in the end they all come together and we see how they are connected. Philip Seymour Hoffman is everyone's father from a considerable binge where he hosed tons of chicks. And then the reveal: every character is played by Philip Seymour Hoffman. Even the people in the scenes that weren't invited (front desk, bell hops, limo drivers, janitor, etc). And it would be hard to tell because of makeup and costume, but if you went back and watched again, sure as poo poo, PSH is playing every role.
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Beta Orbiter posted:I pitched an idea to a friend of mine a few years back. There's an office with larger elevators that can accommodate like, 20 people and they often rent out the scenic view, upper level conference rooms for events. A group is holding a family reunion,but it's all invitation because the host was adopted and never knew his father, but he works at one of the genetic heritage testing sites so he tests his own and find a ton of people that have high probability of being close relatives (mostly full and half siblings). The first people start trickling in and we see some resemblance, but they are standoffish. A large group all meets in the lobby and go into the elevator together, quiet at first. Eyeing each other suspiciously because something just isn't right. Elevator breaks. Four hours go by and the people in the elevator all eventually start to share stories as they are trapped, we see the tables and all the flashbacks, and in the end they all come together and we see how they are connected. Philip Seymour Hoffman is everyone's father from a considerable binge where he hosed tons of chicks. And then the reveal: every character is played by Philip Seymour Hoffman. Even the people in the scenes that weren't invited (front desk, bell hops, limo drivers, janitor, etc). And it would be hard to tell because of makeup and costume, but if you went back and watched again, sure as poo poo, PSH is playing every role. But he dead so you'd need cgi psh
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Hell Yeah posted:gay batman captain america did it
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the wheel of time movies 1 through 20
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A Hamburger Eats Andy Warhol.
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Extremely graphic hardcore hetero sex with ultra HD closeups of big dick pistoning in and out of tight wet pussy and rear end wit slow motion shots and high quality editing set to electronic music That whole thing is the title of the film
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I am shocked no one has managed to remake Die Hard and Raiders of the Lost Ark yet.
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Prav posted:the wheel of time movies 1 through 20 Only if the original writers keel over after #16 How about a 30 minute movie about every 80's stereotype rolled into one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg
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A shot by shot remake of Indiana Jones but all the actors are played by dogs, titled "Raiders of the lost Bark"
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Egbert Souse posted:Lolita Oh man. Me too.
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I think quentin tarantino should do the the story of the events leading up to the death and resurrection of jesus christ
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Orkin Mang posted:immigrant kane
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Orkin Mang posted:immigrant kane Citizen Gay'n
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That Warhol movie that is just the guy sleeping for 8 hours. That or Empire.
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moose face posted:I think quentin tarantino should do the the story of the events leading up to the death and resurrection of jesus christ i guess it would be a fictional account, then 
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a slapstick satire of the 9/11 terrorist attacks. a good chunk of the movie takes place on flight 93 and it could possibly be a rock opera.
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Genderswapped LOTR. Amy Shumer plays Sam.
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cardiacarrest123 posted:Extremely graphic hardcore hetero sex with ultra HD closeups of big dick pistoning in and out of tight wet pussy and rear end wit slow motion shots and high quality editing set to electronic music It isn't quite as succinct as "big rear end latina teen chased by lesbian loving TREX on a hoverboard then gently caress" but it has potential! Gridlocked posted:Swap.avi sees its theatrical release  davidofmk771 posted:a slapstick satire of the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Kinda been done https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEHlT-NywhI but I like your moxie, kid!
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Hell Yeah posted:gay batman Straight batman. 
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A movie with one or two lines of dialogue in the beginning to explain what's going on, and then nothing but high-intensity action sequences for the entire rest of the movie without any breaks. Look I just really want this all right.
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Crank? That stupid go-pro movie of a dude doing parkour and hand to hand fights?
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mind the walrus posted:Crank? That stupid go-pro movie of a dude doing parkour and hand to hand fights? No, that's Hardcore Henry.
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Yes I meant both fit the bill. Also Die Hard. It doesn't fit the bill but it's loving Die Hard.
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Gritty live-action reboot of He-Man.
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"The Ringer" A Midwestern guy nicknamed after a ring of bologna works his way up through seedy and illicit underground cribbage rings before making it to the world championships in Milwaukee, but he is forced to choose between winning it all or making sausage for the ones he loves most
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