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columbine movie but eric and dylan are explicitly portrayed as good guy underdogs in the end you see what REALLY happened uhhh, in the end. (swat shootout)
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Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi.
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Jan 9, 2018 12:42
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An X-Men movie that doesn't lean on Wolverine, Mystique, Professor X, Magneto, or Deadpool. Watch they'll just do Gambit or some dumb poo poo.
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Jan 9, 2018 13:15
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Batman, but he rapes villains after capturing them. He still believes killing is wrong, so he punishes them with the next worst thing. After years of Joker killing people and Batman raping him in response, they realise they love each other and leave Gotham to live in the mountains.
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Atlas Shrugged or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Other People and Build Some Trains
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Jan 9, 2018 14:03
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Big Dog does 9/11
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Jan 9, 2018 14:17
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We need a "Crash" reboot. Not the stupid movie where everyone has some interwoven plot, but the movie based on the J G Ballard book where everyone is sexually aroused by car accidents. Wanna see a hot chick in leg braces again
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Jan 9, 2018 14:29
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We need a big-budget Flesh Gordon remake/sequel and in 3-D
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Jan 9, 2018 14:39
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Space Jam 2
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Jan 9, 2018 15:41
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Las Vegas shooter, the musical
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Jan 9, 2018 15:54
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Dark and gritty WALL-E origin story. He was built as a combat droid and did some hosed up things in the last war before the human exodus. Finally he turns to waste management as a form of penance. We might also catch a glimpse of EVE in her original function as a state-of-the-art butt plug.
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Jan 9, 2018 15:57
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moose face posted:I think quentin tarantino should do the the story of the events leading up to the death and resurrection of jesus christ Michael B. Jordan as Jesus
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Jan 9, 2018 16:06
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Ron Lump isn't your ordinary guy. "Ron, it turns out your IQ is incredibly low. You're technically retarded." *guitar riff* But Ron has one thing going for him - a dream to be President. "I may not understand math, or science. Or what policies are goin' on and whatnot. But I know this. I love America. A lot. Vote for me!" And Ron's about to find out, a good portion of America has that same dream. "The Demmycrats need to realize that Ron represents real America! He may not understand things, but he's quick to get angry and he blames others for his mistakes!" This summer, what happens when a retarded man becomes President against all odds? "WHY NOT DONE??!? WHAT'S COLLUSION MEAN?!?! WHAT AM I SIGNING??!?!" "Ron, you have to stop wandering off. Stop eating McDonald's for every meal. Stop playing online all day and get some work done!!" "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! RON NO WORK, RON PLAY ALL DAY! That's why they voted for me, right? Can I press the red button yet?!?!?!" "Ron please.... oh God Ron you truly are America....." DreamWorks proudly presents.... Our Idiot President.
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A Fancy Hat posted:Ron Lump isn't your ordinary guy. It's supposed to be a movie not a documentary 
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PLOTHOLE: the movie. A man buys some land but it turns out there is no such thing as material substance. Stunning critique of capitalism.
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Nebelwerfer posted:pisssssssssssssssss I think they made that already, but it had no plot. I just sat there thinking “Horry poo poo, what is going on?”
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Adam Baldwin as Steven Baldwin as Alec Baldwin in Alec Baldwin: The Movie
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The Bob Newhart Sex Tape
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Something Awful: The Musical
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Peter Jackson's The Silmarillion-trilogy Part I: Man That's A Lot Of Names Part II: Wait Who Is This Guy Again? Part III: So Silmarillions Are Rocks Or Something, Not Dudes? Total playtime: five months
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A Fancy Hat posted:Ron Lump isn't your ordinary guy. Somewhere Adam Sandler is frantically scribbling notes
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Live-action Chip & Dale: Rescue Rangers
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Babe: Pig with a Clitty
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clamdigger
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Die Hard musical
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You think you know the story of Hulk Hogan. "HULKAMANIA IS RUNNIN' WILD BROTHER!!!" *shots of Hogan wrestling in the 80s and 90s* But what you don't know.... "Mr. Hogan, this is Ronald Reagan. I'd like you to join a secret government team to take down the Soviets" "Whatever you say President Brother, the Hulkster don't run from fights. Especially with no Reds!" Might just be.... *shots of Hogan firing a machine gun into the jungle, body slamming a giant guy through a table, and flying a jet* The biggest story of them all! "Whatcha gonna do, Giant Soviet Robot, when Hulkamania runs wild on you?!?!?!?!" *Hogan clotheslines a giant robot while a timer ticks down to 0* *"I am a real American" starts softly playing* HOGAN SUMMER 2018
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This summer, Amy Schumer stars in.... The Neuromancer!
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A Pixar animated film like Cars, except called Guns, about lovable anthropomorphic firearms going on adventures across America. And instead of the Big Three automakers being involved in the production it's Sturm Ruger, Remington and Smith & Wesson.
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Jan 11, 2018 20:04
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Little Orphan Annie: Daddy Warbucks Meets the Guillotine
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moose face posted:Gary oldman lol Biopics are usually crap.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPBIDPIo92Q
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Peter Jackson's Having Sex with Arwen. Peter Jackson has sex with Liv Tyler for 1 hour and 30 minutes. The Extended edition has the bad guy from the Matrix (Smith) come in and rail her for an extra half hour while chanting elvish drinking songs.
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Aztec Mummy vs The Atomic Urethra
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ScratchAndSniff posted:Gritty live-action reboot of He-Man. My dude, have you even SEEN Masters of The Universe?!
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National Geographic Presents: Shithole Countries
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the real story of MH370: they were sent to atlantis and the passengers had to beat off the molemen
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Meet the Feebles 2
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The Stupids with Tom Arnold was a very funny movie and I've wanted a sequel for a long time
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"WENDY" A musical about Captain Hook dressing in drag and pining for Peter Pan while he's away in the real world and why he and never never land can NEVER be good enough.
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Death of a salesman 2134 The world has evolved beyond poverty but the crushing despair of the downside of capitalism is represented as a parasitic alien that drinks blood and eats fried chicken out of the fridge. It’s kind of like Alf, it just lives with them but it’s just a translucent viscous blob that doesn’t talk other than percussive flatulance that always smells like beef tallow and febreeze. They speak of simonizing the flying car, but thought and action have parted ways as their lifeforce slowly diminishes to a hypnotic lull with lackluster moments of halfbaked restlessness as a substitute for despair.
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