A Fancy Hat posted:

Ron Lump isn't your ordinary guy.

"Ron, it turns out your IQ is incredibly low. You're technically retarded."

*guitar riff*

But Ron has one thing going for him - a dream to be President.

"I may not understand math, or science. Or what policies are goin' on and whatnot. But I know this. I love America. A lot. Vote for me!"

And Ron's about to find out, a good portion of America has that same dream.

"The Demmycrats need to realize that Ron represents real America! He may not understand things, but he's quick to get angry and he blames others for his mistakes!"

This summer, what happens when a retarded man becomes President against all odds?

"WHY NOT DONE??!? WHAT'S COLLUSION MEAN?!?! WHAT AM I SIGNING??!?!"
"Ron, you have to stop wandering off. Stop eating McDonald's for every meal. Stop playing online all day and get some work done!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! RON NO WORK, RON PLAY ALL DAY! That's why they voted for me, right? Can I press the red button yet?!?!?!"
"Ron please.... oh God Ron you truly are America....."

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Our Idiot President.