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Ron Lump isn't your ordinary guy. "Ron, it turns out your IQ is incredibly low. You're technically retarded." *guitar riff* But Ron has one thing going for him - a dream to be President. "I may not understand math, or science. Or what policies are goin' on and whatnot. But I know this. I love America. A lot. Vote for me!" And Ron's about to find out, a good portion of America has that same dream. "The Demmycrats need to realize that Ron represents real America! He may not understand things, but he's quick to get angry and he blames others for his mistakes!" This summer, what happens when a retarded man becomes President against all odds? "WHY NOT DONE??!? WHAT'S COLLUSION MEAN?!?! WHAT AM I SIGNING??!?!" "Ron, you have to stop wandering off. Stop eating McDonald's for every meal. Stop playing online all day and get some work done!!" "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! RON NO WORK, RON PLAY ALL DAY! That's why they voted for me, right? Can I press the red button yet?!?!?!" "Ron please.... oh God Ron you truly are America....." DreamWorks proudly presents.... Our Idiot President.
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You think you know the story of Hulk Hogan. "HULKAMANIA IS RUNNIN' WILD BROTHER!!!" *shots of Hogan wrestling in the 80s and 90s* But what you don't know.... "Mr. Hogan, this is Ronald Reagan. I'd like you to join a secret government team to take down the Soviets" "Whatever you say President Brother, the Hulkster don't run from fights. Especially with no Reds!" Might just be.... *shots of Hogan firing a machine gun into the jungle, body slamming a giant guy through a table, and flying a jet* The biggest story of them all! "Whatcha gonna do, Giant Soviet Robot, when Hulkamania runs wild on you?!?!?!?!" *Hogan clotheslines a giant robot while a timer ticks down to 0* *"I am a real American" starts softly playing* HOGAN SUMMER 2018
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A movie about a serial killer who targets a Furry convention in a remote New England town. He's in a costume and so are all the victims, most of whom have never seen each other without the costume on. The chaos spills out in the town itself and secrets are revealed. Who's a furry? Who's a killer? And why are they doing it?
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