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May 27, 2017
I pitched an idea to a friend of mine a few years back. There's an office with larger elevators that can accommodate like, 20 people and they often rent out the scenic view, upper level conference rooms for events. A group is holding a family reunion,but it's all invitation because the host was adopted and never knew his father, but he works at one of the genetic heritage testing sites so he tests his own and find a ton of people that have high probability of being close relatives (mostly full and half siblings). The first people start trickling in and we see some resemblance, but they are standoffish. A large group all meets in the lobby and go into the elevator together, quiet at first. Eyeing each other suspiciously because something just isn't right. Elevator breaks. Four hours go by and the people in the elevator all eventually start to share stories as they are trapped, we see the tables and all the flashbacks, and in the end they all come together and we see how they are connected. Philip Seymour Hoffman is everyone's father from a considerable binge where he hosed tons of chicks. And then the reveal: every character is played by Philip Seymour Hoffman. Even the people in the scenes that weren't invited (front desk, bell hops, limo drivers, janitor, etc). And it would be hard to tell because of makeup and costume, but if you went back and watched again, sure as poo poo, PSH is playing every role.

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