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# ¿ Jan 11, 2018 13:37 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 17:20 |
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seriously folks,w e've all given oral sex, right? *a few chuckles* who's given oral sex in here! *polite applause indicates basically the whole audience* me too, me too... but you ever think about the weirdo who's receiving it? *chuckles* the guy who's like "oh oh" and grabbing your hair like he's goin bald? *laughter intensifies* the lady who's like "mmm mmm" and looking up at the sky with her eyes closed? what do you see up there, huh? *crowd is absolutely losing it, one person with a distinctive laugh sounds like he can barely breathe* [while audience laughting] what is their deal? ya know? *audience transitions to loud applause* well anyway i was thinking about all this and i, uh, heh *hesitates* i decided to do something a little crazy for this show tonight folks... *a shirtless young man comes out onto stage, waves to the politely clapping audience, then he gets on his knees in front of the comedian, and the audience goes nuts and starts wooping scandalously*
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2018 13:55 |