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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I'm gonna go down to my sis's farm and put Patriots hats on all the goats

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Goats do all the stuff what you consider regular farm animals do, except suited to more arid climates and rocky terrain.

Except eggs, you get hit in the dick instead of eggs.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



seiferguy posted:

There's companies who you can hire that will basically throw up a small fence and throw goats out to mow down everything. Goats will eat things that smaller animals (chickens, for example) aren't able to, like blackberry bushes.

Yeah, my sis runs one.

Another benefit is that their poo poo doesn't stink, and makes for good fertilizer.

They'll also go through poison ivy / oak like it's nothing (and then they'll try to nuzzle and lick you, because they know who's boss).

While goatscaping, the lead goat will also force all the other ones to relax for five minutes every hour. They just form a loose circle, sit down and recharge their goat powers before resuming eating

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