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blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Biplane posted:

Hm, good point... Could we maybe make a t-shirt that straight up just kills whoever is looking at it instead maybe?

i did this by putting my OC on a shirt (half centaur half knuckles the echidna but wearing terra branfords outfit) and i got arrested for mass murder

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Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Tulip posted:

Bringing this to my next DND session for NPCs.

Deploying Aiden and his slightly more hosed up looking twin, Aiden, along with their similar looking but entirely unrelated friend, Briaden

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

blatman posted:

i did this by putting my OC on a shirt (half centaur half knuckles the echidna but wearing terra branfords outfit) and i got arrested for mass murder

White privilege; you got off light

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

redleader posted:

kind of impressed that none of those would make modern white people names

There’s two Aidens and a Braiden, not to mention the oh so cleverly spelled Ashley-Jean

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Buck Wildman posted:

the names are so much funnier than the pictures to me

except for the full, thick beards on Chunus and Jorch.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


they grow up so fast

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Nichael posted:

I'm surprised this doesn't happen more.
The term I've seen for this kind of thing is "adversarial fashion"; there's things like a hoodie with infrared LEDs to blind night-vision cameras, or clothes that trick computer vision into not recognising you as a person or injecting junk data into databases. I've yet to see any that looks good on its own merits instead of actively drawing way more attention than normal clothes by virtue of being garish and ugly.

Complete your dorky cyberpunk aesthetic with dazzle camo makeup to throw off facial recognition!

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Nichael posted:

I'm surprised this doesn't happen more.

might be in part because it wouldn’t work

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


TACD posted:

The term I've seen for this kind of thing is "adversarial fashion"; there's things like a hoodie with infrared LEDs to blind night-vision cameras, or clothes that trick computer vision into not recognising you as a person or injecting junk data into databases. I've yet to see any that looks good on its own merits instead of actively drawing way more attention than normal clothes by virtue of being garish and ugly.

Complete your dorky cyberpunk aesthetic with dazzle camo makeup to throw off facial recognition!

yeah officer didn't see his face too good but he's wearing this really stupid looking license plate hoody and like...clown makeup? yeah serious cirque du soleis poo poo, you'll spot him a mile away

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Buck Wildman posted:

yeah officer didn't see his face too good but he's wearing this really stupid looking license plate hoody and like...clown makeup? yeah serious cirque du soleis poo poo, you'll spot him a mile away

Those hoodies just look like normal streetwear stuff that people already wear nowadays. Maybe in like 1995 they'd stand out but people wear stuff with lots of pretty unreadable writing on them.

The LED ones would be completely undetectable to human eyes cuz, y'know, IR.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Hell yeah. I bought an LED scrolling hat as a joke for like $20 and it owns.

gently caress the digital surveillance state, chooms

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Tulip posted:

Those hoodies just look like normal streetwear stuff that people already wear nowadays. Maybe in like 1995 they'd stand out but people wear stuff with lots of pretty unreadable writing on them.

The LED ones would be completely undetectable to human eyes cuz, y'know, IR.

whatever you say oh ghost in the machine

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


all units be advised: suspect is white male, obese, theater makeup on face, visible strobing effect under ir light

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


witnesses report him screaming "I am the gorgon" while forcing way through crowd

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Its ok clowns are in

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Colonel Cancer posted:

Its ok clowns are in

lpzie ahead of the curve as usual

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
The Clown Rebellion of 2025; No they weren't wearing clown make-up, but they were clowning and they changed nothing

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


don't send in the clowns I REPEAT DON'T SEND IN THE CLOWNS SWAT IS EN ROUTE TO FACILITATE SECURE TRANSPORT

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
my memory is fuzzy but didn't the general knowledge of "face painting to beat surveillance" come about because of the Juggalos?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

my memory is fuzzy but didn't the general knowledge of "face painting to beat surveillance" come about because of the Juggalos?

I'm pretty sure lol

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


*predator voice* DoWN WitH THE CLown? AHaHaHAHAhahA

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


YOu WANT sOme FayGO?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Buck Wildman posted:

*predator voice* DoWN WitH THE CLown? AHaHaHAHAhahA

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Buck Wildman posted:

*predator voice* DoWN WitH THE CLown? AHaHaHAHAhahA

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

in the surveillance state of the future, clowns will be outlawed. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



Enshittification.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Lpzie posted:

in the surveillance state of the future, clowns will be outlawed. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

it's not called murder


it's called the Punch Line

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


he say you Piethrower

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

HashtagGirlboss posted:

There’s two Aidens and a Braiden, not to mention the oh so cleverly spelled Ashley-Jean

that's just a modern school cohort

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Dewey would have clicked/tapped

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Tulip posted:

Bringing this to my next DND session for NPCs.

Borts the Greater is a lesser nobleman or rich mercantile dude, for certain

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Dixon Chisholm posted:

except for the full, thick beards on Chunus and Jorch.

Dude i heard they're starting a stoner metal band this summer

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

aiden x2.5ish should be a band

Lin-Manuel Turtle
Jul 12, 2023

Buck Wildman posted:

he say you Piethrower

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Buck Wildman posted:

he say you Piethrower

you never seen a miracle? *few dozen babies w/ make up coming out of a womb*

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sbyeo4yPmt1s1ddrj.mp4

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007


lol

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
love it

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Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

TikTok is just this one video now, in different homes, from different angles. Temu must be raking it from all the content creators angling for their delayed punchline vid to take off

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